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New Fight Song

retired opfinistic

retired opfinistic

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***Disclaimer***
This is a little self-depreciating humor.
I am not bashing the team, I am only trying to make light of our second sorry season in recent history. With much thought and care I composed this song Sunday, shortly after we got shut out by the lowly Browns.:fire: This is just a little fun...sing it to the tune of the original!!!:D

Miami has the Dolphins
They're really kinda bad.
When the team gets on the field
It's really kinda sad.
Ball in the air...Hah! Overthrown!
We have no game control
We should re-name the stadium
The Dolphin's toilet bowl....
Cuz we're the.....Miami Dolphins
Miami Dolphins
Miami Dolphins Draft #1
Yes we're the...Miami Dolphins....

Anyway...enjoy my twisted take on our fight song. Remember, it was written with tongue in cheek, and not intended to inflame any riots on Finheaven!
 
It'll probably get moved to the Depths but, it is funny. :lol:
 
Whew! I was hesitant to post this in these turbulent waters, but at least I see I'm not the only fan that can laugh a little. It beats crying.
 
I cannot believe that you would bash your team like that. You should find a new team to root for. How dare you question anything that the coach has done! You are a horrible person and I hope you get Jets christmas cards!!!!!!

:tongue:

ok Just kidding that was pretty good.
 
GRAPEAPE said:
I cannot believe that you would bash your team like that. You should find a new team to root for. How dare you question anything that the coach has done! You are a horrible person and I hope you get Jets christmas cards!!!!!!

:tongue:

ok Just kidding that was pretty good.
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That is the most evil thing any one person has said to another in the history of humanity!:lol:
 
opfinistic said:
That is the most evil thing any one person has said to another in the history of humanity!:lol:
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Actually came up with that one on the spot, damn I'm good I may have to change my sig and use that.
 
had to it's a clasic in the making. I am going to call my buddy after work and threaten him with Jets Christmas cards every week for a year unless he pays off a bet he owes me:evil:
 
Our fight song is the worst I've ever heard.

I so hope we bring in something new

Kinda reminds me of HEE HAW everythime they score a TD!
 
That is classic! I love it!
 
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