NFL predictions

[hanono]

The well known Stephen T. Colbert presidential canidate predicted the future of the Miami Dolphins!!! How? Well, yesterday, I bought the First Edition of his book "I Am America (And So Can You!)". On page 210 of the book on the bottom section, he lists his Superbowl predictions from 2009 to the year 2026. I will copy them here:

2009 Super Bowl: New York Giants 20, Pittsburgh Steelers 12
2010 Super Bowl: Miami Dolphins 17, Washington Redskins 12
2011 Super Bowl: Miami Dolphins 35, New Orleans Saints 0
2012 Super Bowl: Miami Dolphins 78, Dallas Cowboys 0
2013 Super Bowl: Miami Dolphins 245, Dallas Cowboys 0
2014 Super Bowl: Miami Dolphins 3,340, Dallas Cowboys 0
2015 Super Bowl: Dallas Cowboys 21, New England Patriots 17***
2016 Super Bowl: Florida Jaguars 31, Arizona Cardinals 9
2017 Super Bowl: Arizona Cardinals 21, Baghdad Tigers 12
2018 Super Bowl: Kansas City Chiefs 27, San Fransisco Sodomites 17
2019 Super Bowl: Cancelled
2020 Super Bowl: North America Survivors 26, Southern Wastelands 14
2021 Super Bowl: North America Survivors 27, EuroNordic Alliance 26 (OT)
2022 Super Bowl: Cancelled
2023 Super Bowl: Cancelled
2024 Super Bowl: Sector B5 Meta-Creatures 52, Human Playthings 7
2025 Super Bowl: Sector B5 Meta-Creatures 64, Human Playthings 0
2026 Super Bowl: Miami Dolphins 45, Sector B5 Meta-Creatures 14

 

[Layfield]

lmao i love colbert

 

[ADavieDolphin]

If we beat the Sector B Meta Creatures, I'd be stoked...
They draft really well.

 

[fakespike]

colbert rules. guys a freaking genius.

 

[JCane]

If we beat the Sector B Meta Creatures, I'd be stoked...
They draft really well.

:sidelol:

 

[Down with Gesickness]

well that's a bright future

 

[34miami23]

2018: YEAR OF THE SODOMITES!!! lol

 

[MarinoForPres]

this would be good but a little weird!

 

[MiggeMadness]

I like the one for 2021:

The North America Survivors by ONE point in OT??

 

[Bumpus]

Nice. Thanks for sharing.

 

[burger13]

The well known Stephen T. Colbert presidential canidate predicted the future of the Miami Dolphins!!! How? Well, yesterday, I bought the First Edition of his book "I Am America (And So Can You!)". On page 210 of the book on the bottom section, he lists his Superbowl predictions from 2009 to the year 2026. I will copy them here:

2009 Super Bowl: New York Giants 20, Pittsburgh Steelers 12
2010 Super Bowl: Miami Dolphins 17, Washington Redskins 12
2011 Super Bowl: Miami Dolphins 35, New Orleans Saints 0
2012 Super Bowl: Miami Dolphins 78, Dallas Cowboys 0
2013 Super Bowl: Miami Dolphins 245, Dallas Cowboys 0
2014 Super Bowl: Miami Dolphins 3,340, Dallas Cowboys 0
2015 Super Bowl: Dallas Cowboys 21, New England Patriots 17***
2016 Super Bowl: Florida Jaguars 31, Arizona Cardinals 9
2017 Super Bowl: Arizona Cardinals 21, Baghdad Tigers 12
2018 Super Bowl: Kansas City Chiefs 27, San Fransisco Sodomites 17
2019 Super Bowl: Cancelled
2020 Super Bowl: North America Survivors 26, Southern Wastelands 14
2021 Super Bowl: North America Survivors 27, EuroNordic Alliance 26 (OT)
2022 Super Bowl: Cancelled
2023 Super Bowl: Cancelled
2024 Super Bowl: Sector B5 Meta-Creatures 52, Human Playthings 7
2025 Super Bowl: Sector B5 Meta-Creatures 64, Human Playthings 0
2026 Super Bowl: Miami Dolphins 45, Sector B5 Meta-Creatures 14

Giants repeat in 09?!?!?! No f'n way!!!!

Everything else looks pretty accurate though.....

 

[SpaceMountain16]

Sector B5 Meta-Creatures are descendents of Norv Turner.

 

[Dredd1050]

That is great stuff!!!

 

[Dredd1050]

Sector B5 Meta-Creatures are descendents of Norv Turner.

His head in a jar will be the head coach.