Phin-O-mania
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One time, Nick Saban ran out of minutes on his cell phone. That was the day of the Northridge earthquake.
In World War II, the Nazis feared two things. The Marines, and Nick Saban.
There once was a terrorist cell planning an attack on United States soil. CTU got wind of this and naturally sent Nick Saban to "recon" the base and call for additional reinforcements if needed. Upon arrival at said encampment, Nick saw that the head terrorists were in one room planning a biological attack. Chuckling to himself, Nick fired one bullet. Just one. That fateful bullet bounced off the walls killing all inside. Pleased with himself for saving ammunition, Nick returned to CTU and savaged the summer intern in situation room 1.
Nick Saban doesn't need a watch. Time follows him.
In a fight against Vin Diesel, Nick Saban would win with 23 hours & 59 minutes to spare.
Nick Saban's the kind of guy who will swat a fly with a sledgehammer in a glass house, if he thinks the fly needs to be swatted.
It is Nick Saban who sees you when you're sleeping, and it is Nick Saban who knows when you're awake. "Santa Claus" is just a stupid codename, and Nick Saban killed the guy who assigned it to him.
Congress authorized the minting of a 72 dollar bill with Nick Saban's picture on it, but the printing machines broke under the stress of his awesomeness.
Nick Saban can clap with one hand.
If you wake up in the morning, it's because Nick Saban spared your life.
While being ‘put under’ in the hospital, Nick Saban can count backwards from 100 every time. This annoys the doctors.
Nick Saban's family threw him a surprise birthday party when he was a child. Once.
The reason why Nick Saban never gets caught in Miami traffic is that he can make cars move simply by staring at them.
Nick Saban doesn't get shot. He moves in front of bullets when he has an itch.
Nick Saban trained for nine years with monk blackbelts to learn how to talk on three cell phones with extreme intensity at the same time.
Nick Saban is so bad, his gun reloads itself out of fear.
Nick Saban once coached his daughter Kim's little league team to the championship game. To motivate the team at the beginning of the game, he was very intense and repeatedly shouted "What is your primary objective?!"
Saddam wasn't found by the military. He heard Nick Saban was coming and turned himself in.
In World War II, the Nazis feared two things. The Marines, and Nick Saban.
There once was a terrorist cell planning an attack on United States soil. CTU got wind of this and naturally sent Nick Saban to "recon" the base and call for additional reinforcements if needed. Upon arrival at said encampment, Nick saw that the head terrorists were in one room planning a biological attack. Chuckling to himself, Nick fired one bullet. Just one. That fateful bullet bounced off the walls killing all inside. Pleased with himself for saving ammunition, Nick returned to CTU and savaged the summer intern in situation room 1.
Nick Saban doesn't need a watch. Time follows him.
In a fight against Vin Diesel, Nick Saban would win with 23 hours & 59 minutes to spare.
Nick Saban's the kind of guy who will swat a fly with a sledgehammer in a glass house, if he thinks the fly needs to be swatted.
It is Nick Saban who sees you when you're sleeping, and it is Nick Saban who knows when you're awake. "Santa Claus" is just a stupid codename, and Nick Saban killed the guy who assigned it to him.
Congress authorized the minting of a 72 dollar bill with Nick Saban's picture on it, but the printing machines broke under the stress of his awesomeness.
Nick Saban can clap with one hand.
If you wake up in the morning, it's because Nick Saban spared your life.
While being ‘put under’ in the hospital, Nick Saban can count backwards from 100 every time. This annoys the doctors.
Nick Saban's family threw him a surprise birthday party when he was a child. Once.
The reason why Nick Saban never gets caught in Miami traffic is that he can make cars move simply by staring at them.
Nick Saban doesn't get shot. He moves in front of bullets when he has an itch.
Nick Saban trained for nine years with monk blackbelts to learn how to talk on three cell phones with extreme intensity at the same time.
Nick Saban is so bad, his gun reloads itself out of fear.
Nick Saban once coached his daughter Kim's little league team to the championship game. To motivate the team at the beginning of the game, he was very intense and repeatedly shouted "What is your primary objective?!"
Saddam wasn't found by the military. He heard Nick Saban was coming and turned himself in.
