Now what about a nickname for the offense?!

[Dreads-4-Prez]

Here's mine:

Just plain "Dolfensive"! :cry:

 

[Executioner]

aw-ffensive:D

 

[phins_4_ever]

Originally posted by Dreads-4-Prez
Here's mine:

Just plain "Dolfensive"! :cry:

how about a defensive nickname?

"can't-get-it-done-when-needed-but-make-75%-of-cap"...kinda long ...but fitting....

or how about that: "we-lost-and-we-rolled-over-but-we-still-smile" defense........

 

[T-Bone]

In-awfensive (not able to even be offensive, but is in awe of every body elses)

 

[Dreads-4-Prez]

Re: Re: Now what about a nickname for the offense?!

Originally posted by FFiB


how about a defensive nickname?

"can't-get-it-done-when-needed-but-make-75%-of-cap"...kinda long ...but fitting....

or how about that: "we-lost-and-we-rolled-over-but-we-still-smile" defense........

There was already a post for defensive nicknames, but I still think that's cool.

 

[Muck]

[Mary Katherine Gallagher voice]

I think the Miami Dolphin offense can be summed up by the 3rd track of Paula Abdul's 1989 chart-topping album "Forever Your Girl". The lyrics state.....

Two steps forward.....Two steps back...

Sometimes when I get nervous I stick my fingers under my armpits and I just SMELL them like this it's quite disgusting.......

:tongue:

 

[Muck]

Offense - "Schizophrenia" (you never know who's gonna show up....and you're always suprised by who does)

Defense - "Stagefright" (freezes up when the spotlight is on)

Collective Team Mascot - "Tommy Morrison" (looked the part, ran his record up against palookas and old-timers, bombed against good fighters)

 

[Agua]

"Fourth and short"

 

[wonderl33t]

Originally posted by Agua
"Fourth and short"

OMG WE HAVE A WINNER

 

[phins_4_ever]

Re: Re: Re: Now what about a nickname for the offense?!

Originally posted by Dreads-4-Prez


There was already a post for defensive nicknames, but I still think that's cool.

oh shoot...u r right...I am just like our defense...can't tackle the issue and always a tad to late....




sawyyyyyyyy

 

[Dreads-4-Prez]

Now that I think about it, we already had a nickname for the offense..... "Run Ricky Run". or was it "Pass Fiedler Pass"?

I always forget.

 

[juniorseau55]

Sh*t, i would call this offense the anal poundage. Week after week we get anally hammered.

 

[Total-Revamping]

LOLOL......we should call the deffense: "Come **** down our Throats"
and the offense should be called "We Have no QB or O-line, so blitz at will"

 

[NYCphan]

Ricky and the dread-blocks

 

[inFINSible]

Golf-ense......lowest score wins.