Obituaries

[popularwar]

Damion McIntosh was the first to get the axe. I took the liberty of writing a brief obituary:
Despite being a decent player for most of the season, Damion McIntosh is most memorable for his impression of a human turnstyle against the Jets' John Abraham in week two. He repeated this impression against Tampa Bay's Simeon Rice with similar results. McIntosh struggled with good pass rushers, but did a decent all around. His ridiculous cap hit made him almost a certain cap casualty. Most recently, Damion has been reported to have beaten his wife, I'm sure that helped his chances of staying onboard.

Miami Dolphins general manager Randy Mueller was quoted as saying "who else wants some of this?" as he held the axe, his eyes fixed directly on Reggie Howard.

 

[Roman529]

So long D-Mac...we will miss you.....NOT!!!

 

[Se7eN]

amen brother

 

[LOCAL SCUM!]

he wasn't the best...but he wasn't a turnstile either.. He was straight..

But he WAS expensive, no doubt. PEACE

 

[neospec]

later!

 

[SweetLou]

Lol, nice one man. U here by have my permission to write all the obituaries.

 

[VIPERS51]

anybody that we would of let go of on the o-line wouldnt of made a drastic difference no one on ther is great their decent at best but back to the reggie howard being next i completly agree with that and ill go as far as to say he should gone first he sucks

 

[popularwar]

he wasn't the best...but he wasn't a turnstile either.. He was straight..

But he WAS expensive, no doubt. PEACE

Against John Abraham in week two? I certainly think he was, that was the game where he got benched for Stockar McDougle. We know how well McDougle played.

 

[GWNFinfan]

Damion McIntosh was the first to get the axe. I took the liberty of writing a brief obituary:
Despite being a decent player for most of the season, Damion McIntosh is most memorable for his impression of a human turnstyle against the Jets' John Abraham in week two. He repeated this impression against Tampa Bay's Simeon Rice with similar results. McIntosh struggled with good pass rushers, but did a decent all around. His ridiculous cap hit made him almost a certain cap casualty. Most recently, Damion has been reported to have beaten his wife, I'm sure that helped his chances of staying onboard.

:sidelol:

Iawait your obit on Howard.

 

[popularwar]

Lol, nice one man. U here by have my permission to write all the obituaries.

Thanks, man but let's see if anyone objects before we think about writing the next obituary, whosever it may be....
*cough* Reggie *cough*

 

[VIPERS51]

hey i need help. how can i go about starting a new thread ive been trying to figure it out but i havent been able to
thanks

 

[TotoreMexico]

Hasta la vista... baby:cooldude:

 

[SweetLou]

Yea, I'm willing to bet Reggie "Toast" Howard is gonna be the 2nd to croak.

 

[popularwar]

hey i need help. how can i go about starting a new thread ive been trying to figure it out but i havent been able to
thanks

Click on the forums link at the top of the homepage, then click whiever forum you want to post in (Dolphins, NFL, draft, etc.) and then click the "New Thread" button on the top or bottom left of the screen. It's a little brown football button.

 

[DolfanDaveInMI]

Yea, I'm willing to bet Reggie "Toast" Howard is gonna be the 2nd to croak.

"Toast" is overused. Reggie is more like "Lump Charcoal" -- burns easily and used up quickly.