Talk about love of the mirror ... he's actually come out with his own iPhone app
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=ys-appochocinco112309&prov=yhoo&type=lgns
iPhone-specific content includes Ocho’s Jams (some of his favorite songs), Where’s Ocho (a map that shows you where he is) and Sound Bites (available in English and Spanish!). You also can interact with Ochocinco in the section creatively titled What Would Ochocinco Do?, which allows you to ask him questions and have them answered within the app.
There’s also a Tips From Ocho feature, which includes gems such as “Don’t matter where you at or what you doing, be the best at it, I’m the best McDonalds eater today” and “Haters are confused admirers, they can’t be or figure you out so negativity comes out [their] mouth.”