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Champion Of The Beards!
Great point. The power of the dreads and the power of the beard cannot be denied.
Official Chad Henne Beard Thread!
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Great point. The power of the dreads and the power of the beard cannot be denied.
dolfan_101
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when there is nothing left but the secret weapon.. grow the beard.
Dolph N.Fan
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Growing a beard makes you 120% more important...
That's it!!!! I think everyone should grow a beard, including the cheerleaders and Touchdown the Dolphin! The cheerleaders would obviously have to grow their beird somewhere else, which would make the splits, high kicks and pyramids a lot more intresting! Oh, and Grizzly Adams did have a beard!
I dont think the cheerleaders can do it bro. The only way they would have a chance is if Ross hires Chaz Bono to teach them the tricks.
I want no part of that though. Right off the bat, I dont like my cheerleaders to have beards. Some of the schools around Gainesville dig that ****, but most of us dont.
Secondly, if Ross hires Chaz Bono to teach these girls how to grow a beard, the next thing you know she/he, shim, whatever, would become the next celebrity owner of the phins. She/he, shim, or whatever, would be up there queef/farting all over J-Lo's hotness and the next thing you know the only celebrity owners we would have left that could co-exist with Chaz in that box would be the Williams sisters.
Then before you know it, the stadium would be overran with people like Rosie Odonell and organizations of the like(not that there is anything wrong with it). It wouldnt take long before the phins games become a destination to cap off gay cruises(not that there is anything wrong with it) and the stadium will be less full than it is now. The only hardcore fans left in the stadium would be like Vaark and BobDole(not that theres anything wrong with it). You dont want that. Trust me.
On second thought........ Bring in Chaz Bono. If he/she cant teach the cheerleaders how to grow a beard, I bet he/she could beat Colombo out for the RT spot. That would save us a first round pick next season as well. Then Sparano would only need to spend two more years of 1st round picks on OL before deciding to draft a QB.
Bearded ladies from Gainesville and a bunch of clowns on the offensive line.
Might as well go ahead and put a big top over the stadium to make it a full-on circus. To hell with that retractable roof.
Might as well go ahead and put a big top over the stadium to make it a full-on circus. To hell with that retractable roof.
phinzfan21
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a beard in the preseason means nothing...lets see if he can do it when it counts
Be careful, I got warned for calling people clowns last week! I guess as long as none of the O-Linemen post on here, you will be good! hehe
R_t_Kraken
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Lady muff beards can be fun.
I am on board what ever it takes to win.
Takes skills and competency...not some scraggly beard.
ryanosaur2000
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I know what you mean mate, I was speaking from experience when I mentioned that issue. My (ex) girlfriend hated mine too.
