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Official Dolphins Drinking Game

Mindwarp said:
Ok I think its time to make the rules for the Official Drinking game of the phins.

0-6 and possibly 0-7

so lets all contribute to this thread.


1. when jay throws an INT - 1 shot
2. when jay throws an INT for a TD - 2 shots
3. when jay fumbles - 1 shot
4. when jay hits a reciver in stride - 2 shots
5. when Derrius Thompson drops a pass - 1 shot
6. when wanny challenges a call - 1 shot
7. when we only get a FG out of a red zone possesion - 1 shot..

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Great idea, but not all of us drink alcohol. For those of us who prefer the herbal variety, substitue the above for blunts. That's more like it. :redeye:

BTW, love the sig Mindwarp. :up:
 
how about adding..


for every CC TD - 1 shot
for every MB TD - 2 shots
for every DT TD - 3 shots
for every rushing TD - 4 shots
 
Mindwarp said:
when I have a finished product.. i will add shots/puffs :)
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Sounds good, but keep in mind...no one likes to constantly put out a blunt and re-light. A blunt per occurence sounds about right. ;)
 
Why dont we just simplify things and say
1 shot for every stupid play made by the offense(penalty, RB hit in the backfield, Feidler taking a snap, you know the stupid things.)
1 Shot for the LOL good things they do......still waiting for this one.
1 Shot for every minute the defense has to be on the field.
and 1/5th of a bottle for INT's returned for a TD.
This is th only way to deal with the rest of this miserable season........ Oh yeah if anyone makes it past the first quarter they should seek help in an alcohol abuse center!!!
 
Fins2theend said:
Why dont we just simplify things and say
1 shot for every stupid play made by the offense(penalty, RB hit in the backfield, Feidler taking a snap, you know the stupid things.)
1 Shot for the LOL good things they do......still waiting for this one.
1 Shot for every minute the defense has to be on the field.
and 1/5th of a bottle for INT's returned for a TD.
This is th only way to deal with the rest of this miserable season........ Oh yeah if anyone makes it past the first quarter they should seek help in an alcohol abuse center!!!
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You have a point. Maybe there isn't a need to list everything. We know a bad play when we see one.
 
Extend it to the press conferences

1-everytime Wanny says standpoint
1-evertime wanny say's We just have to execute.
 
ok this is the compiled list so far.


Miami Dolphins Drinking/Toking Game
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Game Time:
1. Jay throws an INT - 1 shot/puff
2. Jay throws an INT for a TD - 2 shot/puffs
3. Jay fumbles - 1 shot/puff
4. Jay hits a reciver in stride - 2 shot/puffs
5. Derrius Thompson drops a pass - 1 shot/puff
6. Dave Wannstedt challenges a call - 1 shot/puff
7 . We only get a FG out of a red zone possesion - 1 shot/puff..
8. Matt Turk punts - 1 shot/puff
9 Dave Wannstedt runs his hand thru his hair after a bad play or penalty - 1 shot/puff
10. Damion McIntosh has a false start - 2 shot/puffs
11. Jay Over throws a reciver over the middle - 1 shot/puff
12. Every first-down running play between the tackles - 1 shot/puff
13. Seth McKinney gets blown back more than 2 yards - 1 shot/puff
14. our QB gets hit by a rusher who wasn't picked up - 1 shot/puff
15. Every we see a new running back 1-shot/puff
16. Every time Jay manages to underthrow a 3 yard pass 1-shot/puff
17. Every time we see Wes Welker play a new position 1-shot/puff
18 . Every times Chris Chambers scores a Touch Down - 1 shot/puff
19 . Every times Marty Booker scores a Touch Down - 2 shot/puff
20 . Every times Derrius Thompson scores a Touch Down - 3 shot/puff
21 . Every Rushing Touch Down - 4 shot/puffs

Press Confrence:
1. Everytime Wannstedt says standpoint - 1 shot/puff
2. Evertime Wannstedt say's We just have to execute - 1 shot/pufft
3. Everytime Wannstedt say's he gives us the best chance to win. - 1 shot/puff
 
Mindwarp said:
ok this is the compiled list so far.


Miami Dolphins Drinking/Toking Game
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Game Time:
1. Jay throws an INT - 1 shot/puff
2. Jay throws an INT for a TD - 2 shot/puffs
3. Jay fumbles - 1 shot/puff
4. Jay hits a reciver in stride - 2 shot/puffs
5. Derrius Thompson drops a pass - 1 shot/puff
6. Dave Wannstedt challenges a call - 1 shot/puff
7 . We only get a FG out of a red zone possesion - 1 shot/puff..
8. Matt Turk punts - 1 shot/puff
9 Dave Wannstedt runs his hand thru his hair after a bad play or penalty - 1 shot/puff
10. Damion McIntosh has a false start - 2 shot/puffs
11. Jay Over throws a reciver over the middle - 1 shot/puff
12. Every first-down running play between the tackles - 1 shot/puff
13. Seth McKinney gets blown back more than 2 yards - 1 shot/puff
14. our QB gets hit by a rusher who wasn't picked up - 1 shot/puff
15. Every we see a new running back 1-shot/puff
16. Every time Jay manages to underthrow a 3 yard pass 1-shot/puff
17. Every time we see Wes Welker play a new position 1-shot/puff
18 . Every times Chris Chambers scores a Touch Down - 1 shot/puff
19 . Every times Marty Booker scores a Touch Down - 2 shot/puff
20 . Every times Derrius Thompson scores a Touch Down - 3 shot/puff
21 . Every Rushing Touch Down - 4 shot/puffs

Press Confrence:
1. Everytime Wannstedt says standpoint - 1 shot/puff
2. Evertime Wannstedt say's We just have to execute - 1 shot/pufft
3. Everytime Wannstedt say's he gives us the best chance to win. - 1 shot/puff
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Can anyone say COMA!:roflmao:
 
This game will never work. We would be going through two bottles of vodka each every Sunday.
 
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