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Official Thread for ****ting on This Team Tonight in Knee-Jerk Fashion

J. David Wannyheimer

J. David Wannyheimer

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I'll get us started:

We ****ing suck. Whichever McCain is playing boundary corner opposite Grimes is going to get torched repeatedly, our guards are ****, Jason Fox is ****, Tanny is going to throw a pick six, Damien Williams is inexplicably going to get carries that waste downs, there will be at least one stupid bubble screen, Jordan Cameron will drop a pass, and somebody will do something ******** on special teams.
 
Im surprised this has not been started before...Like a jail for Elle and his crew.
 
AllFinsAllDay said:
Im surprised this has not been started before...Like a jail for Elle and his crew.
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Man, he's too busy running his nineteen businesses while finishing his twenty six degrees and being kicked out of Club LIV to start a thread before the game is over.
 
We can't coach
Landry is a trouble maker
Feidler was better than RT
 
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Am I still allowed to bitch at Bill Lazor about playcalling in here tonight after our shotgun sweep run on 2nd and 10 to open the game? If so, I'm in.
 
tylerdolphin said:
Am I still allowed to bitch at Bill Lazor about playcalling in here tonight after our shotgun sweep run on 2nd and 10 to open the game? If so, I'm in.
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Bill Lazor is sitting on his couch with a notepad coming up with new formations to use to dial up bubble screens and double reverses. Just wait and see, man. When he gets a job at ALCORN STATE next year, they are gonna ****ing OWN the FCS.
 
J. David Wannyheimer said:
I'll get us started:

We ****ing suck. Whichever McCain is playing boundary corner opposite Grimes is going to get torched repeatedly, our guards are ****, Jason Fox is ****, Tanny is going to throw a pick six, Damien Williams is inexplicably going to get carries that waste downs, there will be at least one stupid bubble screen, Jordan Cameron will drop a pass, and somebody will do something ******** on special teams.
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Sayinh Jason Fox sucks is far from a kneejerk reaction, we have his entire nfl career to back that up lol
 
Ok phew thank god for this thread, well if I believed in a god I would thank him ok now

Dion Sims sucks

Feel much better now
 
5-7. 2 wins and we can get to the coveted .500.
 
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