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a moron that makes annoying faces and he's a terrible beat writer. I have no journalism school under my belt or any experience as a journalist, but I, in the words of Stone Cold Steve Austin, "GUARAN DAMN TEE IT" that I could start working for the Sun Sentinel TOMORROW and be a more likeable, knowledgeable, readable and effective beat writer due to my knowledge of the Fins and my prodigious writing ability.
His articles are poorly worded, he has the vocabulary of a 13 year old (at best) and his takes are all BIZARRE and baseless. It's as if he doesn't watch the games. This idiot goes on the Big O show today after the Jets win and, of all the things to discuss, he focuses his attention, absurd facial expressions and inexplicable ire on his hatred for Mike Gesicki.
I could elaborate but I don't feel like it right now. Point is that Omar Kelly is a really odd guy with takes that just leave you feeling uncomfortable, confused and awkward. My most common reaction to an Omar Kelly statement is to scrunch up my face, feel off put, and go... "WHAT?!".

The guy sucks, we need to do better on our offensive line, and we deserve better beat writers. With that being said, Mike Gesicki is a beast weapon and we need to re sign him. Also Tua Time. Also **** the Jets. Also Fins up.

Enjoy.
 
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insomnia411 said:
a moron that makes annoying faces and he's a terrible beat writer. I have no journalism school under my belt or any experience as a journalist, but I, in the words of Stone Cold Steve Austin, "GUARAN DAMN TEE IT" that I could start working for the Sun Sentinel TOMORROW and be a more likeable, knowledgeable, readable and effective beat writer due to my knowledge of the Fins and my prodigious writing ability.
His articles are poorly worded, he has the vocabulary of a 13 year old (at best) and his takes are all BIZARRE and baseless. It's as if he doesn't watch the games. This idiot goes on the Big O show today after the Jets win and, of all the things to discuss, he focuses his attention, absurd facial expressions and inexplicable ire on his hatred for Mike Gesicki.
I could elaborate but I don't feel like it right now. Point is that Omar Kelly is a really odd guy with takes that just leave you feeling uncomfortable, confused and awkward. My most common reaction to an Omar Kelly statement is to scrunch up my face, feel off put, and go... "WHAT?!".

The guy sucks, we need to do better on our offensive line, and we deserve better beat writers. With that being said, Mike Gesicki is a beast weapon and we need to re sign him. Also Tua Time. Also **** the Jets. Also Fins up.

Enjoy.
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he hates Mike Gesicki?
 
I just think Omar Kelly is weird and annoying. Didn't think that was such a hot take around here lol. Whatever bros.
 
1Dolfan said:
at first i thought he was too harsh on miami but considering he nailed how bad miami was going to be every year for the past 10/15 years i think he has decent takes
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He's critical of Tua's play and as a one time fan he cannot nor will not be tolerated by those who bandied about the idea of unretiring #13 and allowing Tua to wear it...and he hadn't played a game.
 
Iā€™m blocked by baby Omar but heā€™s not that bad. I wish he didnā€™t block me because heā€™s the most active beat writer. All I did was tell him a podcast he did with football expert Miko Grimes was embarrassing and I got blocked. I mean they were talking up Sam Brenner. Anyway he just tries to stir the pot. Just have to ignore it.
 
DolfanISS said:
Iā€™m blocked by baby Omar but heā€™s not that bad. I wish he didnā€™t block me because heā€™s the most active beat writer. All I did was tell him a podcast he did with football expert Miko Grimes was embarrassing and I got blocked. I mean they were talking up Sam Brenner. Anyway he just tries to stir the pot. Just have to ignore it.
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Well you said it. Guy's a huge baby and just says bizarre, dumb things that don't have any basis in reality. He rarely makes sense. He critiques the team, which is fine, but for all the wrong things. Like, this team's deficiencies are pretty obvious but he spends his time bashing one of the teams bright spots in Gesicki. Just makes no sense. It's weird and his facial expressions just make his whole style freakin off-putting.
 
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