zackattack54
Finatic 24/7
- Joined
- Jun 26, 2004
- Messages
- 536
- Reaction score
- 36
- Age
- 56
On BO's first night in heaven last night GOD came up to him and said,
"I know you're sad coach because you didn't want to go before the big game, but I'm a huge college fan so I've set something nice aside for you."
GOD took Bo down a nice looking road with a couple of houses on it.
"You see coach up here in heaven I set up some of my favorite coaches with their own place." "Not everyone here gets that", he whispered.
Bo looks and see's a nice little house with a picket fence and a University of Michigan flag in the yard.
"Inside" GOD says, "you have a nice size TV to watch the game and just snap your fingers and your favorite beverage or food will appear."
Bo looks around and sees a couple of other houses on the block and God replies
"That one there belongs to Knute Rockne and there is Bear Bryants home" then Bo notices a HUGE mansion down the road with Ohio State Banners 50 ft long hanging from as well as a huge flag for the Buckeyes in the front yard.
"Hey God," say Bo "I don't mean to sound ungrateful but why does Woody Hayes get such a big house?"
GOD looks down the road at the mansion and says "That's not Woody's house, that's MINE."
GO BUCKEYES !!!!
"I know you're sad coach because you didn't want to go before the big game, but I'm a huge college fan so I've set something nice aside for you."
GOD took Bo down a nice looking road with a couple of houses on it.
"You see coach up here in heaven I set up some of my favorite coaches with their own place." "Not everyone here gets that", he whispered.
Bo looks and see's a nice little house with a picket fence and a University of Michigan flag in the yard.
"Inside" GOD says, "you have a nice size TV to watch the game and just snap your fingers and your favorite beverage or food will appear."
Bo looks around and sees a couple of other houses on the block and God replies
"That one there belongs to Knute Rockne and there is Bear Bryants home" then Bo notices a HUGE mansion down the road with Ohio State Banners 50 ft long hanging from as well as a huge flag for the Buckeyes in the front yard.
"Hey God," say Bo "I don't mean to sound ungrateful but why does Woody Hayes get such a big house?"
GOD looks down the road at the mansion and says "That's not Woody's house, that's MINE."
GO BUCKEYES !!!!