OT: Jobs Rick Spielman Would be Good At

[Muck]

I was posting in another thread about the dynamite return Spielman got on A.J. Feeley.

In only 19 months, we managed to turn the second pick in the second round into a 3rd string QB minus a 6th round pick. That, my friends, is how it's done.

So it got me thinking. What other jobs would Rick Spielman excel at??

My first thought was real estate. Rick could sell a $4.5 million mansion for just under $900,000. Just give him a year and a half and he'll make your dreams come true!!

So ladies and gentlemen of the board, I ask you:

What other jobs would Rick Spielman excel at??

 

[Wildbill3]

Feeding dogs high grade drugs, I mean a dog could eat a lot of drugs, and the crap it puts out would still be worth more than a Rick Spielman trade.

I was posting in another thread about the dynamite return Spielman got on A.J. Feeley.

In only 19 months, we managed to turn the second pick in the second round into a 3rd string QB minus a 6th round pick. That, my friends, is how it's done.

So it got me thinking. What other jobs would Rick Spielman excel at??

My first thought was real estate. Rick could sell a $4.5 million mansion for just under $900,000. Just give him a year and a half and he'll make your dreams come true!!

So ladies and gentlemen of the board, I ask you:

What other jobs would Rick Spielman excel at??

 

[Dolphin North]

Feeding dogs high grade drugs, I mean a dog could eat a lot of drugs, and the crap it puts out would still be worth more than a Rick Spielman trade.

Maybe he'd at least be good at cleaning up the crap.

 

[The Bopkin]

NFL talent evaluation. Just ask Spielman what he would do in any given situation, then do the opposite.

 

[CrunchTime]

I have always imagined Rick Speilman as a used car salesman.He knows how to sell a bill of goods.

 

[popularwar]

I have always imagined Rick Speilman as a used car salesman.He knows how to sell a bill of goods.

That sounds about right.

 

[Brad528]

How about ESPN writer

 

[Brad528]

Maybe hole digger cause he put us in a mighty big hole

 

[Noodle Arm]

GM of the Bills, Jets or Patriots.

 

[Al13]

espn insider sounds good to me, although its kinda ruff to think you have to pay to read his 2 cents

 

[ASCII]

How about taking over for Bob Barker as host of the Price is Right?

 

[Mindwarp]

How about taking over for Bob Barker as host of the Price is Right?

nope, he'd end up giving everything away.

 

[retired opfinistic]

He'd be a great cheerleader because he sure knows how to **** a football team.

 

[DolphinzD]

NFL talent evaluation. Just ask Spielman what he would do in any given situation, then do the opposite.

He'd be a great cheerleader because he sure knows how to **** a football team.

 

[go_fins]

how about a fluffer in a porn set.