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Patriots Plantet Karma Thread

Chad Henne finds a magic elixer in his locker before game time. Having nothing to lose, he drinks it, and is suddenly infused with the spirits of all NFL quarterbacks throughout NFL history... On the first play from scrimmage, he throws a pass over the middle that is so powerful and so fast, it decapitates Albert Haynesworth, Jerod Mayo, and Patrick Chung on it's way towards the endzone, before exploding into the stands, killing 53 Pats fans...

Then it begins to get really ugly. After losing half their roster, the Pats forfeit the season.
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:lol:
 
That crap doesn't work for us and we actually mean the stuff we write when we say our team sucks, lol.
 
When we say it, we actually mean it and it usually comes true.
 
In order to keep the spirit, the Pats take the field when a mighty thunder smites 52 of their 53 players: all except Chris Hanson. Hanson then has to face the entire Dolphins, trying unsuccesfully to pass to himself. Punts do go off OK, though.

Game is forfeited by the Dolphins in light of the conditions, which leads to them missing the playoffs by one game.
 
The prisoner who plowed the field for the pats vs phins game suddenly goes nuts and kills every pats player...even practice squad players at exactly 6:59 Est, The Pats are so shocked that Bill and Robert Kraft decide to take the field, using Kraft's dead wife's body as a lead blocker the Pats take a commanding early lead. Dan Marino then comes out of the stands and throws 10 Tds in the 4th quarter to Marc Anthony.

The End.

On a side note what kinda name is Patriot Planet for a forum? Kinda lame....
 
Wow Kraft's dead wife's body. Way to stay classy. I get that it's a joke but the woman just died and the joke sucks anyway.
 
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