AEGBRG
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Offense
Can Ryan Tannehill throw a football with accuracy?
The few times he throws an accurate ball, can a receiver catch it?
Will Tannehilll stop throwing hanging chads to Wallace when he goes deep?
Can Shelley Smith block a corpse?
Why is Lamar Miller on a NFL roster?
Can someone please explain to me all the hype about Jarvis Laundry?
Is Hartline still playing or is he busy arguing with someone on twitter in the locker room?
Why does this team have so much trouble executing a screen?
Defense
Can they ever make a stop when it matters?
Is it too much to ask when the defense has an hour to rest and we get back into the game, to be able to go and defecate without them marching down the field and scoring before I am finished?
Can anyone in the secondary catch a football?
Did Cameron Wake play today?
Why no Chris McCain?
This is not a question but Phillip Wheeler still sucks.
Special Teams
Will not even bother wasting my time.
Coaches
When you start to have some success moving the football, why do you run out the clock with 3 timeouts left? That is playing SCARED and PLAYING NOT TO LOSE. When you do that, YOU LOSE. Morono was an expert at this.
On fourth and one, why are you running a play out of shotgun? Did Mike Sherman arise from the unemployed line? If you can't run the ball for one yard, you do not deserve to win anyway.
Did the coaches think Sammy Watkins was still playing at Clemson? Will Davis on him, really?
Why does this team get off to slow starts every damn game?
Why do the players play with zero sense of urgency?
The coaches and players do realize that beating NE still only counts as one win, right?
Can Ryan Tannehill throw a football with accuracy?
The few times he throws an accurate ball, can a receiver catch it?
Will Tannehilll stop throwing hanging chads to Wallace when he goes deep?
Can Shelley Smith block a corpse?
Why is Lamar Miller on a NFL roster?
Can someone please explain to me all the hype about Jarvis Laundry?
Is Hartline still playing or is he busy arguing with someone on twitter in the locker room?
Why does this team have so much trouble executing a screen?
Defense
Can they ever make a stop when it matters?
Is it too much to ask when the defense has an hour to rest and we get back into the game, to be able to go and defecate without them marching down the field and scoring before I am finished?
Can anyone in the secondary catch a football?
Did Cameron Wake play today?
Why no Chris McCain?
This is not a question but Phillip Wheeler still sucks.
Special Teams
Will not even bother wasting my time.
Coaches
When you start to have some success moving the football, why do you run out the clock with 3 timeouts left? That is playing SCARED and PLAYING NOT TO LOSE. When you do that, YOU LOSE. Morono was an expert at this.
On fourth and one, why are you running a play out of shotgun? Did Mike Sherman arise from the unemployed line? If you can't run the ball for one yard, you do not deserve to win anyway.
Did the coaches think Sammy Watkins was still playing at Clemson? Will Davis on him, really?
Why does this team get off to slow starts every damn game?
Why do the players play with zero sense of urgency?
The coaches and players do realize that beating NE still only counts as one win, right?
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