Phillip Wheeler doesn't tip his waitress

[TheWalrus]

Phillip Wheeler orders his steak well done.

Phillip Wheeler prefers deep dish pizza.

Phillip Wheeler scratches his balls before he shakes your hand.

Phillip Wheeler thinks Margaret Cho is funny.

Phillip Wheeler wants to open a chain of placenta themed restaurants.

 

[Nawledge]

Phillip wheeler never wipes his ass after he takes a ****.

 

[ladeback]

Phillip Wheeler has 22 level 90s on 4 separate accounts on World of Warcraft.

 

[Dolfan3773]

Phillip Wheeler wouldn't make the Little Giants roster.

Phillip Wheeler plays patty cake in the mirror.

2/3 of earth is covered by water, the other 1/3 is covered by how much Phillip Wheeler sucks.

Phillip Wheeler wears Koa Misi pjs.

 

[Dolfan3773]

Phillip Wheeler drinks wine coolers with his pinky held out.

 

[Nawledge]

when Phillip wheeler bangs a chick he tries to penetrate the wrong hole and winds up getting blocked

 

[Dolfan3773]

Phillip Wheeler queefs

 

[Dolfan3773]

Phillip Wheeler likes to share his toes with Rex Ryan.

 

[Dolfan3773]

Phillip Wheeler listens to Rebecca Black "Friday" and now "Saturday" on repeat.

 

[joeharley666]

Philip Wheeler was the original White Power Ranger

 

[Valandui]

Phillip Wheeler uses the last of the toilet paper and doesn't put on a new roll.

 

[dlockz]

Im not going to trash him. He is an OK player that is no upgrade to guy he replaced for some reason.
He much like ellerbee were overrated only on this board and brought nothing in terms of improvement to the guys they replaced and now both cost just as much so we are basically in the same shape as last year at linebacker

 

[Dolfan3773]

Phillip Wheeler can't beat a one leg Marc Colombo one on one