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Phinnhedd's Drunken Locks week 9

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LEGAL DISCLAIMER: This is no way, no how, logical for the gambling man. This is the ramblings of a man that doesn't know Jack Schlitzenberg.

  • Texans @ Minnesota
    I'm taking the Texans this week. Where the hell has Adrian Peterson been? Gus Frerotte passing? Step right up Mario Williams, today is your day. You ask me why? Cause I said so.
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  • Jets @ Bills
    If you're thinking Favre this week then I'd say you're crazy. Bills continue their somewhat domination of the AFC East and rebound from a bad game last week against our Phins. You say where the hell is the Billls defense? They just took a week off.
    _
  • Lions @ Chicago
    Do I really need to predict this one?
    Hello Kyle Orton.
    _
  • Ravens @ Browns
    Hmm. I think I need to think this one over. OK I'm done, Browns can't do crap on offense and the Ravens kick their *** in a really boring game. Maybe the Browns do something offensively throwing the ball but I just conferred with my associate the magic 8 ball and "his sources say no"
    _
  • GB @ Tennessee
    Aaron Rodgers has a field day. Easy win for the Pack. '72 Phins take the champagne off ice and get wasted.
    _
  • Arizona @ St. Louis
    Kurt Warner comes out at half time and smacks the living crap out of Marc Bulger for stealing his job. Then Warner torches the dog doo out of the Ram's secondary and then reconsiders retirement. Instead, Bulger thinks about quitting. Cards win claiming they are who we thought they were.
    _
  • Bucs @ Kansas City
    Who the hell is Tyler Thigpen, sounds like a wannabe comic book character or something from the Peanuts comic strip. KC attempts a field goal late but the ball is fumbled out of the way in the last minute and the Bucs take a Win home. Herm Edwards loses his job after this meltdown.
    _
  • Jags @ Bengals
    The Bengal is clearly larger and more vicious than a Jaguar, Bengals win by chewing the nuts off of the Jaguar. Stripes>Spots.
    _
  • Falcons @ Raiders
    Al Davis nearly dies before half time so JaMarcus Russell throws him a deep pass into the Owners box for a score. Too bad it wasn't to one of his receivers because Javon Walker was wide open. Falcons win impressively.
    _
  • Cowboys @ Giants
    Why do 2 New York teams play in New Jersey? Brad Johnson clearly sucks as Eli has a 300+ yard passing game against the reeling Cowboys team. Can the Cowboys recover without Romo starting? I guarantee T.O. quits the NFL after this game.
    _
  • Eagles @ Seahawks
    The Eagle is much more impressive than the Seahawk. Eagle swoops down, murders the Seahawk and takes his fish to boot. Eagle then lands on a branch overlooking the Westbrook and has a nice meal. Eagles dominate.
    _
  • Patriots @ Indianapolis
    Peyton takes a huge hit to the knee by Richard Seymour, taking him out of the game. Reggie Wayne doesn't want to play anymore as the Patriots sneak one out in Indy. Sad day for Colts fans, as they realize their beloved franchise is spinning downward out of control.

I no way, no how, ask you to bet accordingly to these picks. Monday I will tell you differently.
 
Phinnhedd said:
LEGAL DISCLAIMER: This is no way, no how, logical for the gambling man. This is the ramblings of a man that doesn't know Jack Schlitzenberg.

  • Texans @ Minnesota
    I'm taking the Texans this week. Where the hell has Adrian Peterson been? Gus Frerotte passing? Step right up Mario Williams, today is your day. You ask me why? Cause I said so.
    _
  • Jets @ Bills
    If you're thinking Favre this week then I'd say you're crazy. Bills continue their somewhat domination of the AFC East and rebound from a bad game last week against our Phins. You say where the hell is the Billls defense? They just took a week off.
    _
  • Lions @ Chicago
    Do I really need to predict this one?
    Hello Kyle Orton.
    _
  • Ravens @ Browns
    Hmm. I think I need to think this one over. OK I'm done, Browns can't do crap on offense and the Ravens kick their *** in a really boring game. Maybe the Browns do something offensively throwing the ball but I just conferred with my associate the magic 8 ball and "his sources say no"
    _
  • GB @ Tennessee
    Aaron Rodgers has a field day. Easy win for the Pack. '72 Phins take the champagne off ice and get wasted.
    _
  • Arizona @ St. Louis
    Kurt Warner comes out at half time and smacks the living crap out of Marc Bulger for stealing his job. Then Warner torches the dog doo out of the Ram's secondary and then reconsiders retirement. Instead, Bulger thinks about quitting. Cards win claiming they are who we thought they were.
    _
  • Bucs @ Kansas City
    Who the hell is Tyler Thigpen, sounds like a wannabe comic book character or something from the Peanuts comic strip. KC attempts a field goal late but the ball is fumbled out of the way in the last minute and the Bucs take a Win home. Herm Edwards loses his job after this meltdown.
    _
  • Jags @ Bengals
    The Bengal is clearly larger and more vicious than a Jaguar, Bengals win by chewing the nuts off of the Jaguar. Stripes>Spots.
    _
  • Falcons @ Raiders
    Al Davis nearly dies before half time so JaMarcus Russell throws him a deep pass into the Owners box for a score. Too bad it wasn't to one of his receivers because Javon Walker was wide open. Falcons win impressively.
    _
  • Cowboys @ Giants
    Why do 2 New York teams play in New Jersey? Brad Johnson clearly sucks as Eli has a 300+ yard passing game against the reeling Cowboys team. Can the Cowboys recover without Romo starting? I guarantee T.O. quits the NFL after this game.
    _
  • Eagles @ Seahawks
    The Eagle is much more impressive than the Seahawk. Eagle swoops down, murders the Seahawk and takes his fish to boot. Eagle then lands on a branch overlooking the Westbrook and has a nice meal. Eagles dominate.
    _
  • Patriots @ Indianapolis
    Peyton takes a huge hit to the knee by Richard Seymour, taking him out of the game. Reggie Wayne doesn't want to play anymore as the Patriots sneak one out in Indy. Sad day for Colts fans, as they realize their beloved franchise is spinning downward out of control.

I no way, no how, ask you to bet accordingly to these picks. Monday I will tell you differently.
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I think...
Texans (4 game winning streak)
Bills (at home)
Chicago (Lions might go 0-16)
Ravens (Stops the run)
Green Bay (Tennessee is not going undefeated)
Arizona (Rams might give them a hard time)
Bucs (KC is not the worst team, but they don't know how to win)
Jags (Bengals might give them a hard time at home)
Falcons (Raiders get dominated like they always do)
 Giants (Repeat SB?)
Eagles (Sea is the 3rd worst team in the league)
Indianapolis (Pats aren't that good on D)
Miami (Always wins as an underdog)
 
Bucs @ Kansas City

Who the hell is Tyler Thigpen, sounds like a wannabe comic book character or something from the Peanuts comic strip. KC attempts a field goal late but the ball is fumbled out of the way in the last minute and the Bucs take a Win home. Herm Edwards loses his job after this meltdown.
lol thats what i was thinking. good predictions though
 
Gratz for putting together such an insightful post while drunk. I probably would have started it then gave up and then restart it again and then pass out before i finish it.

Congratulations, it didn't even really sound like you were very drunk, just very truthful lol.
 
Swing batter...batter...miss (I will not miss any...until the kickoff...;))

  • Texans @ Minnesota
    27 vs. 35 (A.Peterson: 158 Total Yards / 2 TD's)
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  • Jets @ Bills
    16 vs. 13 (Jets D: 1 TD / 2 TO's / 2 Sacks)
    _
  • Lions @ Chicago
    10 vs. 28 (Bears D: 2 TDs / 4 TO's / 5 Sacks).
    _
  • Ravens @ Browns
    19 vs. 24 (D.Anderson: 3 TD's / 280 Passing / 1 Int)
    _
  • GB @ Tennessee
    21 vs. 16 (A. Rogers: 2 TD's / 1 Int)
    _
  • Arizona @ St. Louis
    35 vs. 17 (A.Boldin: 2 TD's / 163 Yards)
    _
  • Bucs @ Kansas City
    13 vs. 24 (KC D: 1 TD / 3 TO's / 4 Sacks)
    _
  • Jags @ Bengals
    27 vs. 13 (F.Taylor: 2 TD's / 127 Total Yards)
    _
  • Falcons @ Raiders
    3 vs. 24 (J.Russell: 3 TD's / 297 Total Yards)
    _
  • Cowboys @ Giants
    35 vs. 24 (:wink:Z.Thomas: 12 Tackles / 1 Int / 1 Forced Fumble)
    _
  • Eagles @ Seahawks
    42 vs. 14 (D.McNabb: 4 TD's / 367 Total Yards / 1 Fumble)
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  • Patriots @ Indianapolis
    10 vs. 31 (P.Manning: 3 TD's / 258 Passing / 1 Int)

If things turn out like they normally do...just do the opposite and you should win any bet...:sidelol:
 
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