POLL: How should I destroy Saban's hardcover book????

[Fin-Loco]

All,

So I have one of Saban's hardcover book that I bought after he first got here. While I'm very happy with how things are going for the Phins now, I'm still totaly disgusted by the fact that he left.

Help me choose how to destroy this book which is graced by his picture on the cover. I have many guns and shotguns that I could use and shoot it. I could burn it (lets of fun to watch but no real trophy to keep after it's done). I could tie it to the back of the car and drag it down the road. I could wack it whith axes and a machette.

Please vote in this poll and I'll post the pictures of the damage after the poll closes. I'll also put a picture of it in my signature.

 

[67Stang]

Well first, you should swear to every one you are, under no circumstances, going to destroy the book. Say this infatically over a few months, before reaking havok on the book. What ever you decide to do ( a combination of all the above mentioned sounds good), I want you to think about the Culpepper trade, the 4th and goal play we kicked a field goal against the Jets last Christmas, the University of Alabama moving truck used to move his crap in Miami, and the fact you actually spent money on his book in the first place as motivation before taking your ultimate action.

 

[The Goose]

Lay a steaming turd on it then set fire to it, whilst it's burning, unleash hell on it with the shotgun.

Or you could ebay it.

 

[craig]

use some 3 inch mags on it.. that will def mess it up!! lol

 

[craig]

and im curious to know what happened to all my phin dollars? wtf ... ill blast that book cause im pissed over that,some1 took em out!

 

[jason8er]

Why don't you just donate it to your local library instead of destroying it? Sorry, my dad was a publisher and I could never do that to a book. Even one written by that putz.

 

[BlueFin]

You should write the word "Liar" on every page and send it back to little Nicky.

 

[retired opfinistic]

You should write the word "Liar" on every page and send it back to little Nicky.

Winner.

 

[DDTDON]

I chose other. So, this is my choice. Put the book inside a brown paper bag, take a huge dump and put into the bag. Then take the bag and put it at the front door to his house and set the bag on fire. Ring the door bell and run like hell and when he opens the door, he will stomp out the fire and stomp on his own book at the same time, while getting a beautiful mess on the bottom of his shoe. I call this poetic justice.

 

[Jedburg]

Other: Destroy it page by page...each time you have to drop off some friends at the pool. :wink:

 

[miamiron]

Chalk it up to temporary insanity but learn your lesson well
and if in a bookstore you see,"WHY I DRAFTED THE GINN FAMILY," run don't walk toward the nearest exit!

 

[67Stang]

I chose other. So, this is my choice. Put the book inside a brown paper bag, take a huge dump and put into the bag. Then take the bag and put it at the front door to his house and set the bag on fire. Ring the door bell and run like hell and when he opens the door, he will stomp out the fire and stomp on his own book at the same time, while getting a beautiful mess on the bottom of his shoe. I call this poetic justice.

It's poop again...... mind your buisness devil woman

 

[IceStorm]

Here is what I would do.
I'd send it back to Saban in Alabama. In a letter sent with the book, state to him that you purchased the book "in good faith and honor" to read his words. But since he has proven that his word has no honor, you can no longer justify reading the book since it is merely fiction now.
And what kind of father would you be in the eyes of your children if you would say one thing, and then do another.
I might also state that "my father raised me to have honor and respect, and to be true to my words", unlike what his father must of done with him.

 

[dolfancoolio]

i would firstly backflip off a caravan onto a sea of knives whilst holding it in my arms, pointing it outwards so that it gets punctured prior to you making a fast escape. Then i would proceed to slap it endlessly with a live octopus until it is knocked unconscious and dies. From there i would ram it between drew careys *** cheeks for several hours before setting fire to drew and pushing him and the book into a pool of acid. i would then revive the book using ancient voodoo magic before killing it again by setting fire to it and dancing around it whilst holding a soldering iron and stabbing anyone who trys to come near me with it.

 

[The Confessor]

I chose other. So, this is my choice. Put the book inside a brown paper bag, take a huge dump and put into the bag. Then take the bag and put it at the front door to his house and set the bag on fire. Ring the door bell and run like hell and when he opens the door, he will stomp out the fire and stomp on his own book at the same time, while getting a beautiful mess on the bottom of his shoe. I call this poetic justice.

Being the 12 year old that I am....this would be my choice:unsure: