Poll: Predict Next Years Publicity Stunt:

[Section126]

Have at it.

 

[dolphan39]

poll ?

 

[Fresh]

Where's the Bernie Parmalee being promoted to Head Coach option?

 

[Jimmy James]

Wayne doesn't fire Wanny and tries to attract season ticket holders by promising to draw and quarter Dave on Super Bowl Sunday if the team doesn't make the playoffs. We later learn that Wayne meant that he'd be commissioning a sketch of Dave and giving him a quarter of a million dollars to stay on as coach.

 

[dolphan39]

go Tide and free steaks at Shulas for all fans

 

[Noodle Arm]

Marino will come back as head coach of the Dolphins, but will surprise many by naming himself starting QB. Making him the first person to be a starting QB and head coach at the same time.

Ricky Williams will return to the team after the Dolphins decide to plant marijuana plants in the endzones so Ricky will have more "incentives" to score TD's.

Dave Wannstedt will stay with the team as a motivational speaker/court jester.

 

[ChambOfCommerce]

Where's the Bernie Parmalee being promoted to Head Coach option?

know what I find funny? Parmalee got his shot by us after packing boxes at UPS after Ball State. He then decides he wants to go to the Jets to spite us after we no longer wanted him as the #1 back. he then proceeds to sell us out to the Jets and rub salt in our wounds for a couple games he played verse us.

Then one day he is cut, vanishes after his short popularity stint....and low and behold he's on our sideline last year as a coach

 

[dolphan39]

the NFL will do away with the salary cap and George Steinbrenner will trade the Yanks for the Phins :goof:

 

[GazPhin]

Simple case of re-branding...

Franchise name changed to cardinals, oh no that's taken. Ummm, Bengals. No, taken too. Miami Dodos.