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BigDogsHunt
Prove It!
BREAKING NEWS: SABAN PREGNANT, EXPECTS TO BE READY FOR OPENING DAY!
Miami, FL: Head Coach Nick Saban, defies even nature, by announcing he is pregnant. Showing he is man enough to deliver, he and his wife are pleased to announce Nick is expecting "a Championship, baby!" in the coming year(s). Since Saban is the first known male in history to be pregnant, his gestation period is longer than the avg female. It will take slightly longer than 9 mos to accomplish this feat. Saban stated, "I am happy to nurture this "Championship" within me for all the Fans of our Miami Dolphins." Many, fans can only hope its twins and possibly triplets for Saban and family.
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We will have further updates as additional news and celebrations come forward in the future.:wink:
Miami, FL: Head Coach Nick Saban, defies even nature, by announcing he is pregnant. Showing he is man enough to deliver, he and his wife are pleased to announce Nick is expecting "a Championship, baby!" in the coming year(s). Since Saban is the first known male in history to be pregnant, his gestation period is longer than the avg female. It will take slightly longer than 9 mos to accomplish this feat. Saban stated, "I am happy to nurture this "Championship" within me for all the Fans of our Miami Dolphins." Many, fans can only hope its twins and possibly triplets for Saban and family.
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We will have further updates as additional news and celebrations come forward in the future.:wink:
mor911
I am Unicron,.Megatron is my slave
:sidelol: too funnyDolphins_SR66 said:
How about we undelete the post, erase everything you said, and give you a warning/possibly a ban for violating the TOS? I think the delete may have been better for you.s3an8 said: