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(Disclaimer, I hate to troll so hard so early in the morning but I've watched this movie too often over the past decade) and Dallas Thomas and company are about to get abused by Buffalo today. As a result we will see most, if not all, of all the following:

Sacks
Injuries to franchise QB's
Lack of running game
Sacks
Rushed passes
QB's running for their life
Sacks
Turnovers
Frustrated players
Incredulous Philbin
Sacks

Also, here comes former players in Dan Carpenter, Charles Clay and Ritchie Incognito who will look to continue to do what former players have done to us for years, torment and seek payback.

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Our D-line wakes up (no pun intended) and torments Tyrod and Co. Fins in a close battle.
 
Based on the way this team tears tears with my emotions. Games they should win handily they either seem to lose or keep the game too close...Games we seem to have no chance we do well. They just seem to play p or down to the competition. If they listen to any of the clippings then they will come out this afternoon pissing vinegar and play inspired football. So there is really nothing specific, but it's just a gut feeling.
 
spiral said:
I hope you're right, but based on what?
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Based on the fact that they have been for years consistently inconsistent. Playing well and winning games they really shouldn't and losing games they also shouldn't. So this game looks to be a stinker for us ....just the type of game that revitalizes the core of fans in order to set them up for the next giant let down some wheres just around the corner........Thats the pattern for years and until I see some level of consistency thats what I expect....though winning today would be a big surprise for me......
 
There has been no indication this season to be overly confident. Id we lose I won't be surprised. If we win, I won't be ecstatic. I don't know what to say. I need to see them string a few wins together and not mere;y a reaction to a bad game and criticisms. One win is just that. One win.
 
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Wow, that's good! Now if there's a voice equivalent to when he addresses his football team in the locker room with that menacing monotone followed by seal clapping, I'd love to hear it. BTW- Has anybody else ever noticed how Philbin is the first to clap after everything he says as an attempt to cue the guys to affirmatively respond to his salient points? It's like a comedian laughing at everyone of his punchlines.
 
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That's exactly how I see it going for Buffalo, though they don't have a franchise QB

spiral said:
I hate to troll so hard so early in the morning

As a result we will see most, if not all, of all the following:

Sacks
Injuries to franchise QB's
Lack of running game
Sacks
Rushed passes
QB's running for their life
Sacks
Turnovers
Frustrated players
Sacks



1-2 record
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There would be many more responses to your thread but most are still busy:

"Preparing their butts" LOL...
 
And an unknown player was complaining about how we practiced too long and hard in the heat before the Jags game. Yeah nice excuse. Whoever that crybaby is should be cut from the team. Never heard players under Shula complaining about long and hard practices. And that was back when they had two practices per day. Some of these current day players are real wussies.

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ONole1 said:
I actually think Miami wins this game...
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You're in the minority.
 
Would be a Dolphin like thing to beat the Bills and get us all excited that we have turned things around only to go to London and have the Jets smash us in the face.
 
I have no expectations aftet the 1st 2 games. Its better that way. I have no idea what kind to team shows up today.
Although, I wouldn't be surprised to see the Bills control this game throughout. RT is due for a few picks and the O line may not hold up for 4 quarters. I can see RT getting sacked 5-6 times this game if the team falls behind and he spends the 2nd half in the shotgun formation after they give up on the run game.
The potential is there for this to be a really ugly loss. Buffalo is considerably better than Jacksonville and Washington. Its also a division rivalry.
What kind of heart does this team have? I have no idea. They look like are continuing their level of play from the end of last season, which isnt good.
I saw the same pattern Sparano's last season.
 
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