No, you just pretend a guy (Sanchez) had a great game..... ever......
Prisco: "After Further Review: Tannehill coming into his own in crunch time"
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No, you just pretend a guy (Sanchez) had a great game..... ever......
Let me ask you some serious questions.
Do you think Sanchez will be the starting QB on an NFL team next season?
Do you think it will be with the Jets?
Would these questions even be asked if anyone really thought he was a top 10 QB?
No, to the contrary, if you ever thought Sanchez was worth more than 2 first rounders or less than the best 5 Qbs in the league, or a top 10 QB although everyone's eyes say 27th, or that his teammates last season brought him down instead of the other way around (PFF rated the '12 jest OL as 3rd best in the league... and it's Tannehill who turned players like Clay, Hartline and Matthews into viable weapons, and no doubt would have even made Gates look better and kerley look downright good).. or that Sanchez played well in the SD gift but Tannehill didn't in the come from behind in the frigid tundra, then it's YOU who has continually proved that you're as astute in evaluating QB play as Rex is at guaranteeing SB victories.
Of course no matter how stinky, everyone is entitled to their opinion, but I'd caution anyone who's inclined to put more in yours than deserved because the BS is sandwiched in with other diversionary BS, to consider your ridiculous opinion of one of the worst starters in the league over the last 4 years before giving it an iota of credence.
Holy **** I laughed so hard.. Post of the year right here!
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I've mentioned this before but I have a friend from the UK who doesn't follow American football, so I asked him what he thought about the London games. His only response was "Buttfumble."
I did a double take and asked him what he meant. Apparently, it's been on all the sports shows over there. It's literally the ONLY thing he knows about American football. He knows the butt fumble.
The Butt Fumble truly is an international ambassador for the sport.
I did a double take and asked him what he meant. Apparently, it's been on all the sports shows over there. It's literally the ONLY thing he knows about American football. He knows the butt fumble.
The Butt Fumble truly is an international ambassador for the sport.
OMG i can't believe i missed this gem of a post! LMAO
Talk about your "horrendous" plays! But to his credit, he did lead the league in "Butt6's"
Aside from "Superfan" the whole world is crazy!!!
That is b/c we are relevant, you guys had your version of the buttfumble last week and it is already forgotten b/c Miami is irrelevant.
how did we embarrass ourselves last week?
the snap off the helmet of your holder. that's funny stuff just like the buttfumble.
yeah, it looked hilarious on Monday. didn't put us in a 21 point hole though
yeah. last week the field goal attempt? at least it wasn't our QB single handedly losing the game with an epic hilarious Sanchez. Oh and we won the game. so I guess it wasn't as bad as that time when the jests lost to the pats.
Or, it might be, I don't know, because:
1. It involved a punter, not our supposed franchise QB.
2. We won the game.
3. It didn't involve anyone's derriere meeting a player on the same team's face.
Also, about the relevancy thing...the Miami Dolphins are the flagship franchise in their state. They have two Super Bowl trophies. The New York Jets are the little brother in New York. You've been completely outshadowed the last ten years by a QB who has thrown 26 interceptions this year. Your headlines are always on the back page of the New York Post, right around the column about Bat Boy having a love affair with Kim Kardashian.
When people think of the New York Jets, they think of the little red-head who's last in the door at Aunt Sally's Christmas get-together, begging for attention but only managing to get pinched on the cheek and told how cute he is. Oh, and the buttfumble.
Good day, sir.
funny, I haven't seen it once on a replay,(but then again I don't reside in your Bizarro World parallel universe) yet the buttfumble is the gift that has never stopped giving - nor will it because it graphically epitomizes the futility of the bottom-feeding QB known as Sanchez. And in the hierarchy of empty SB guarantees, pimping one's wife so you can suck a well hung strangers toes, having your wife with a buttfumble jersey on your arm, QBs texting dick picks to club employees after getting their numbers from franchise execs, etc etc, in terms of ridiculousness, it ranks very low by comparison.
