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Ray Lewis said this week that his free-agent future is none of our business, that it's between him and God. "What I'm thinking, nobody needs to know,'' Lewis said. Well, you're in the wrong business and making the wrong kind of ridiculous money to expect that to be a reality, Ray, but good luck keeping it private. Peter king MMQB

Can this be an important ad to the Miami Dolphins, Ray Lewis is the kind of player that can give a push to a Super bowl one year earlier. So SB 44 is in our house, he is a fre agent... can this happen?:woot:
 
josemarro said:
Ray Lewis said this week that his free-agent future is none of our business, that it's between him and God. "What I'm thinking, nobody needs to know,'' Lewis said. Well, you're in the wrong business and making the wrong kind of ridiculous money to expect that to be a reality, Ray, but good luck keeping it private. Peter king MMQB

Can this be an important ad to the Miami Dolphins, Ray Lewis is the kind of player that can give a push to a Super bowl one year earlier. So SB 44 is in our house, he is a fre agent... can this happen?:woot:
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I think that you been hanging out too much with Michael Phelps and Ricky Williams.
 
Sorry, this just isn't going to happen.
 
If there's a god, I hope he'd have better taste in company than Ray Lewis.
 
ih8brady said:
If there's a god, I hope he'd have better taste in company than Ray Lewis.
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Ray knows he cant be on good terms right now and so he is trying to brown nose a bit with God. I guess you could say he is "taking a stab" at getting into heaven.

Also, Ray's Grandmother(God rest her sole) is trying to help out since she is already up there, by cooking breakfast for God twice a week. It seems to be working in his favor as God reportedly stated on Tuesday that Ray's Grandmother "makes a killer"..................omelet.
 
WVdolphan said:
Ray knows he cant be on good terms right now and so he is trying to brown nose a bit with God. I guess you could say he is "taking a stab" at getting into heaven.

Also, Ray's Grandmother(God rest her sole) is trying to help out since she is already up there, by cooking breakfast for God twice a week. It seems to be working in his favor as God reportedly stated on Tuesday that Ray's Grandmother "makes a killer"..................omelet.
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Man lol. Come on guys. Don't be hating on my boy.

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I was really hoping the title of this thread was going to be the literal truth. That would have been an amazing story. All those years of thinking he was a human when he was really an enormous fish in a skinsuit. That would have been one to tell the grandchildren.
 
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