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All Pro cornerback Darrelle Revis has hired investigators to track down three gallons of swagger that disappeared from the defensive back’s luggage during a summer visit in South Florida.

“I went to Miami to work out with Vontae Davis and his boys. Next thing I know he and that tall guy are claiming to be the best cornerback tandem in the NFL.” Revis shakes his head. “They got their hands on some swagger from somewhere. You tell me what happened.”

Davis denies any wrongdoing. “I developed this swagger in the fifth grade,” the Miami cornerback claims. “I started talking smack to my teachers, knocking notes down when kids tried to pass them.”

Davis’ grade school Principal, R.J. Butterflood explains, “We didn’t know what had gotten into Vontae. Then our guidance counselor found a scientist in Denmark who had isolated the swagger gene.” Butterflood smiles proudly, “Turns out that kid had a sh** ton of natural swagger.”

Davis dropped Revis at Miami International Airport after the combined Jets-Dolphins workouts, and claims to have seen the aforementioned swagger in Revis’ luggage. That is exactly when Revis believes the swagger-lifting took place. Davis has denied the charges, claiming that said swagger was lost or stolen in transport.
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jajajaja..great read...referring to Sean smith as "the tall guy" LOL
 
where was revis' swagger when he was getting burnt by moss and blamed it on his hammy? vontae was shutting moss down as a rookie
 
Re: Revis’ Swagger Stolen, DB Suspects Vontae Davis

sinPHIN said:
where was revis' swagger when he was getting burnt by moss and blamed it on his hammy? vontae was shutting moss down as a rookie
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combined Dolphins-Jets workouts. hahahahahahahaha
 
well, i am not in on the whole "were the best tandem" thing at all spouted by vontae. but i will say this.........

DERRELL REVIS IS THE MOST OVER RATED CB IN THE NFL!!!!

now, before you go offf with all the tired "do you even watch football" comments, i am not saying the guy sucks, far, far from it. but take away the jets innovative, swarming, get to the qb at all cost defense and see how much of that "best in the game" hype stays around.

how do i rate a truelly good cb? where are you when the blitz doesnt get there? are you in the wr face all over the field or are you left in the dust or standing in a vacated spot on the field scratching your head?

i see the the later for revis. sorry, but MOST of the time he faces the TOP wr's in the leauge like moss, andre johnson, brandon marshall, etc..... his hamstring is bad or some other excuse.

we have a highly rated defense but we are not leading the leauge in sacks. our pass rush is off and on. so, at this point, if i had a team with a middle of the road defense, or even a POOR defense, i would want vontae as my cb over revis. vontae doesnt have as much success from pass rush as revis does. hes a better blitzer and better agaisnt the run.

and i dont think anyone on this board will accuse me of being a blind, pie in the sky finz homer. vontae is NOT the best cb in the nfl [yet] but he can handle a wr like moss better and deal with his guy longer when the rush isnt happening.

revis plays in the new york market where EVERYTHING and EVERYBODY is hyped and revis is no different. if the new york hacks and espn ratings junkies were saying cromartie was the best in the nfl, same people would all be buying into it. people see what they want to see much of the time, expecially when its their favorite team. some fans repeat whatever is being said by sports reporters, bloggers or gurus to make up for there nfl knowledge impotence or to appear "in the know".

revis benefits from ALL of this.

so one more time before the flamage, I WOULD HAVE DERELL ON THIS TEAM, any day. but he IS NOT the best cb in the nfl, not at all.
 
Revis’ Swagger Stolen, DB Suspects Vontae Davis

Vontae is the best cb in the history of the nfl
 
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