Ali G: Yo! – I’m here with my main man Ricky Williams and we’s set to talk some football. So Ricky – what does you think the Dogfish is so unhappy wid you’s decidin’ to quit?
Ricky: Well, Ali, I really don’t see why the fans, the media, even my ex-teammates turned against me and my decision. I believe that the most important thing is that I feed my three children.
Ali G: Respeck! So I hears you, like, tokes a schpleef with my man Lenox Kravich and gots the itch for erotic travel, ya know what I mean?
Ricky: Yeah, I figured now is a good time for me to see the world.
Ali G: Has you been to Turkish? I saw on the telly they’s got papes wid fohteen years old girls bresses.
Ricky: Umm, I wouldn’t know about that. I really plan to go to Hawaii, and Asia, and maybe some small far east islands.
Ali G: Is you worried that yous might get on an island, then say likes the Dogfish takes all yo monies – and you’s can be bank erupt cuz there’s no banks on the island?
Ricky: Well, I don’t think the Dolphins will take my money because I have three kids to feed and they would look really bad if they took all my money away.
Ali G: Let’s spose theys like take your childern’s too…and they feed them, like, KGBs chicken and give em baffs and such…
Ricky: I don’t think they can do that legally…
Ali G: Right! Well, I thinks me n you’s need to roll one up and then we calls up them Dogfish and we says you’d play, right?, if they gives you like hundreds more quid….
Ricky: Well, I suppose I could, as long as they don’t make run as much as they had in the past…