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Ronnie Brown Conspiracy Thread And T.O. Conspiracy
Well I have a feeling the Miami Dolphins are involved in a big conspiracy with Ronnie Brown. Here it goes....
I think that Ronnie Brown has actually been signed this entire time. I think that Saban signed him awhile ago and that Ronnie Brown has been secretly practicing with the team under a different jersey number and name. Then all this news about a contract disagreement is really a smoke screen caused by Saban and company to confuse the opponents. We learned around draft time how Saban is with his smoke screens.
So why didn't Ronnie play in the HOF game?
Glad you asked, because the reason Ronnie didn't play was because Saban wanted to save him up. In fact Saban will let Ronnie play against the jags, but it will be in a different jersey as a disguised player and a dark visor so people can't see his face. The remaining preseason games Ronnie will play exactly this way. Talks of Ronnie's holdout will reach all the way to the first game of the season. This way the Broncos will go in not game planning for Ronnie because news says he's still holding out. Then BAM who starts the came but Ronnie Freakin Brown himself. Imagine how badly the broncos will be off guard. Trust me Saban has a plan. :)
But seriously, this is just for a little joke. I wanted to try to enlighten the mood a little bit because it seems people are getting uptight. If it wasn't funny I apologize.
Well I have a feeling the Miami Dolphins are involved in a big conspiracy with Ronnie Brown. Here it goes....
I think that Ronnie Brown has actually been signed this entire time. I think that Saban signed him awhile ago and that Ronnie Brown has been secretly practicing with the team under a different jersey number and name. Then all this news about a contract disagreement is really a smoke screen caused by Saban and company to confuse the opponents. We learned around draft time how Saban is with his smoke screens.
So why didn't Ronnie play in the HOF game?
Glad you asked, because the reason Ronnie didn't play was because Saban wanted to save him up. In fact Saban will let Ronnie play against the jags, but it will be in a different jersey as a disguised player and a dark visor so people can't see his face. The remaining preseason games Ronnie will play exactly this way. Talks of Ronnie's holdout will reach all the way to the first game of the season. This way the Broncos will go in not game planning for Ronnie because news says he's still holding out. Then BAM who starts the came but Ronnie Freakin Brown himself. Imagine how badly the broncos will be off guard. Trust me Saban has a plan. :)
But seriously, this is just for a little joke. I wanted to try to enlighten the mood a little bit because it seems people are getting uptight. If it wasn't funny I apologize.
, dude i could beat him in the 40