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Ryan Tannehill Has Stem Cells Banked In Cayman Islands

One may exist and i just don't know about it but I'm shocked there's not a company exclusively that provides the following services:

1) Sperm bank - We collect it and you snip it! - No illegitimate children and child support problems during your playing days
2) Stem cell collection and storage - Similar to the Tannehill story! Usage for during your playing time and afterwards

I think i'm giving away too much here.

If anyone is serious about a potential start-up send me a PM!
 
ANUFan said:
One may exist and i just don't know about it but I'm shocked there's not a company exclusively that provides the following services:

1) Sperm bank - We collect it and you snip it! - No illegitimate children and child support problems during your playing days
2) Stem cell collection and storage - Similar to the Tannehill story! Usage for during your playing time and afterwards

I think i'm giving away too much here.

If anyone is serious about a potential start-up send me a PM!
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Normally companies pay about 80 bucks to provide a sample

I think I have an old wash rag from my college days that could fetch about $38,000
 
It should be noted that Ryan not only studied Biology at Texas A & M University, he appears to have a genuine passion for the application of the stem cells as a treatment to overcome injuries.
 
Our bodies constantly produce stem cells. There's no need to collect and store them anywhere.
 
To stem or not to stem!

The possibilities are endless!

...most NFL injuries stem from...

Yo, I'm stemming! Not a lemming!

Yo baby, make sure you grab my **** by the stem!

Are you yanking on my stem?

What the stem is this all about?

:)
 
LoneStarPhin said:
I’m Catholic. Sorry, ANU, I’m out! ;)
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The NFL groupies certainly aren't, Catholic.
The stories you hear about these players and finding groupies in every imaginable place.

I look at it as protecting the flesh.But also having a good back-up plan in case the flesh is too weak that particular day!
 
Delsolar16 said:
Our bodies constantly produce stem cells. There's no need to collect and store them anywhere.
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https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5316899/

Adult stem cells, also known as somatic stem cells, are found throughout the body in every tissues and organs after development and function as self-renewing cell pools to replenish dying cells and regenerate damaged tissues throughout life[16]. However, adult stem cells appear to age with the person. As stem cells age, their functional ability also deteriorates[12,17]. Specifically, this regenerative power appears to decline with age, as injuries in older individuals heal more slowly than in childhood. For example, healing of a fractured bone takes much longer time in elderly than in young individuals[18-21]. There is a substantial amount of evidence showing that deterioration of adult stem cells in the adult phase can become an important player in the initiation of several diseases in aging[22,23]. The following is some of the examples of aging-associated effects on stem cells.
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I will bathe in the stem cells of the young and live forever!

Related: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/science...ecutives-getting-6-000-BLOOD-transfusion.html
 
Ryan's really in-the-know about these things because you know, he was pre-med. With a 4.0 gpa!
 
I was actually being a sarcastic ass, as the whole "RT was pre-med so he's smart or knows stuff!" thing is a personal pet peeve of mine.

That being said, he might go to med school after he's done, but more likely will do something med/bioscience related without getting a medical degree, e.g. sit on the board of a company like Regenexx. Seems to already have a foot in the door there.
 
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