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S. Ross

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If you want to continue to have Miami fans:

1) Fire Philbin

2) Fire Rizzi

3) Get *someone*, ANYONE to play for Trusnik and Jimmy "Almost" Wilson.

4) Replace Tannehill as soon as you can. Even on his "career" days, he is average at best.

5) Who gives a **** about red carpets, paparazzi, "aqua outs" (wtf???) and all the other bull****. Win a ****ing game or three!

You have a sub par product.

At this point in my 40+ years as a staunch Miami Dolphins fan, I could give a flying **** if the franchise gets sucked up by a sinkhole. I will at least get my Sundays back.
 
I can predict how the offseason will go: we'll interview a bunch of A-list coaching candidates, all of whom will reject us because Ross wants them to work with Hickey and Aponte, we'll hire some coordinator from Jacksonville or Tennessee or somewhere, and Ross will hold another press conference where he tries to get us to eat his **** and call it caviar. Does that sound about right?
 
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