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Saban Loves His SNACKS!!

Phin_Phan

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LOL I just read this on Pro Football Talk:

"Word out of South Florida is that coach Nick Saban has been and will continue to clean house as he gets his hooks deeper into the Dolphins organization.

Saban has poop-canned the team priest (good luck with St. Peter, Nick), and we hear that other members of the organization soon could follow.

In fact, we heard that Saban ripped into one team employee for stocking the wrong size of Little Debbie snack cakes in his office.

Little Debbie snack cakes?

While we expect to get another batch of e-mails asking us why we're obsessed with Saban, the fact is that no one else will go with this stuff because they know that if they piss off the Nicktator, they'll get no access to any information relating to the team. Saban has clamped down on the entire organization, and all news comes from him and him only. So, naturally, if Nick doesn't like someone, they'll get no scoops.

And no Star Crunches, Nutty Bars, or Devil Squares, either."
 
DonShula84 said:
sounds like bs to me anyway
It is. No news is coming from Miami(Saban's lockdown) so places like PFT have to take shots at Miami too counteract it. The team Priest leaving is true, but he retired and was not fired.
 
Nublar7 said:
It is. No news is coming from Miami(Saban's lockdown) so places like PFT have to take shots at Miami too counteract it. The team Priest leaving is true, but he retired and was not fired.

I cant see it being true I just thought it was hilarious about the Debbie snack thingys lol I would die laughing if someone flipped out on me for stacking the wrong size hahaha.

Plus.....who the hell could fire a Priest?? haha and for what reason would you?? Saying the wrong prayer?? haha The only thing I would fire a priest for is if he tryed to molest my son or something haha

Maybe thats it!! He tried to rape Saban's son or something! :roflmao:
 
I wished the pre-season games would hurry up...
 
Boone said:
I wished the pre-season games would hurry up...
I wish the Draft would hurry up. Still, the deadness now is nothing compared to what we will experience in late June-July. That time truely tests people's patience.
 
WARNING!
This is from Pro Football Talk which means it is guaranteed lies!!!

BOYCOTT PFT!!!!!!
 
Phin_Phan said:
LOL I just read this on Pro Football Talk:

"Word out of South Florida is that coach Nick Saban has been and will continue to clean house as he gets his hooks deeper into the Dolphins organization.

Saban has poop-canned the team priest (good luck with St. Peter, Nick), and we hear that other members of the organization soon could follow.

In fact, we heard that Saban ripped into one team employee for stocking the wrong size of Little Debbie snack cakes in his office.

Little Debbie snack cakes?

While we expect to get another batch of e-mails asking us why we're obsessed with Saban, the fact is that no one else will go with this stuff because they know that if they piss off the Nicktator, they'll get no access to any information relating to the team. Saban has clamped down on the entire organization, and all news comes from him and him only. So, naturally, if Nick doesn't like someone, they'll get no scoops.

And no Star Crunches, Nutty Bars, or Devil Squares, either."

Yeah right, a PFT quote...really believable.... :roflmao: :roflmao:
 
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