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Saban's Butt

he probably has hernias or has had hernia surgery's in the past....
 
kingnate85 said:
I can't believe I clicked on a thread titled "Saban's Butt". I'm gonna go hang myself now.


I know the feeling, it took me awhile to finally look to see what this was all about, or should I say all abutt... :rofl3: :rofl3: :rofl3:

And now I'm coming back to read the responses, so I can continue to laugh.. :lol:
 
KuchaMucha said:
I can't believe that this hasn't been posted:

http://www.miami.com/mld/miamiherald/sports/football/11859590.htm

READING EMOTIONS
The other issue about Saban is that he has quite a poker face. He rarely shows his emotions, which has made it hard for players to figure him out.

But former LSU players who played for Saban said the only way to figure out if Saban really was mad was from the back, not the front.

''When he's really mad, he'll grab his [butt],'' said New England defensive tackle Jarvis Green, who played for Saban in college.

A fellow Patriots defensive lineman with knowledge of Saban's tendencies expanded on that explanation of the coach's temper.

''Yeah, when he's really steaming, he'll cuss at you a bit and then walk away,'' said Marquise Hill, also an LSU alum. 'He starts fussin' and cussin' and then takes a few steps.

``We'd keep watching him as he walked away. If he grabbed his butt, he was coming back to cuss some more. When he'd grab it, we'd start counting and see how long it took for him to come back.''

:lol: Ok, can someone please count how many times he grabs his butt this during practices this weekend? Might tell us alot more than what he says in his interviews. :lol:



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MDFINFAN said:
I know the feeling, it took me awhile to finally look to see what this was all bout, or should I say all abutt... :rofl3: :rofl3: :rofl3:

And now I'm coming back to read the responses, so I can continue to laugh.. :lol:

It is a pretty funny thread. :lol:
 
Last I heard on the street about Saban's butt was there was a huge line of Bills fans waiting to kiss it.
 
MDFINFAN said:
:rofl3: :rofl3: :rofl3: :rofl3: :rofl3: :rofl3:

I can't believe you posted this..there's a reason no one else did.. :lol:

lol. well, i felt alittle uncomfortable posting just before i did, but laughter overuled me in the end. :lol:
 
The world has officially started coming to an end.

When will this season begin so we can stop scrounging for things to talk about.
 
Here's my take......chalk it up to some childhood trauma... wasn't he Lou Saban's kid......and Lou Saban coached the Bills....perhaps it goes back to some instance at the Bills training facility as a kid during "go to work with your dad day" ...and well who knows..... it has something to do with being real angry and covering your arse around football players.... Please Nick seek help for this trauma ....Those were the Bills,.... they were stuck in Buffalo all those cold winters, and where they seperate the men from the boys with crowbars.

You're in Miami now....and we have women.....just check out our cheerleaders...and get home to your wife more often for Criss' sakes.
 
KuchaMucha said:
lol. well, i felt alittle uncomfortable posting just before i did, but laughter overuled me in the end. :lol:

I hear ya, and I've been laughing ever since I've read it..:lol: :lol:
 
Being a LSU fan myself, I have never heard that one. That is hilarious!!!:D
 
This is pretty interesting, im gonna definitly keep an eye out for this throughout the year lol
 
So we have a @ss picker for a coach! Well now...If he gets us to the big dance I dont care :lol:
 
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