Sarcasm; Fixing the Dolphins

[1Dolfan]

Some problems with the dolphins I noted on my pad watching the game drunk.

The weather is too viscous for a football team clearly the owner should move the team to somewhere with less viscous air.

The cheerleaders are either too hot and they are distracting or they are not hot enough and unappealing. Either way get rid of them, they suck.

Also the grass blades in miami are too thick, it's like running in a crop field. We need players who can run in a crop field or banish them from here. I cant believe these stupid coaches and management dont see it, they are so stupid and clearly I am not.

 

[BigNastyFish]

...following your theme of sarcasm:

that was a great post!

 

[greasyObnoxious]

good read. would read again

 

[Fin-Loco]

Perhaps our actual team will emerge from a worm hole created by the combination of a Cuban sandwich from Caretta's, Lionaise Potatoes from Joe's Stone Crab and an Old Fashioned from the lobby bar at the Biltmore.... I'm eager to test that one.