TheWalrus
vs.
Bumpus
Who advances to the Final Four? You decide.
vs.
Bumpus
Who advances to the Final Four? You decide.
(Shula) TheWalrus vs. Bumpus
- Thread starter Bumpus
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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a Bumpus thread ...
Votes ensue.
Votes ensue.
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Not even a Banshee can defeat Bumpus. Proud to say I cast the first vote for him. Good luck.
T&A is easy. Everybody does T&A. You want some T&A, I'll give you some.
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a Walrus thread ...
Votes ensue.
Vote Walrus. Because freedom.
Interesting strategy you've got there. :bumpus:
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Each verified Vote for Bumpus this round gives you an entry to win one of the following fabulous prizes:
- An acre of prime real estate in Korea's spacious DMZ.
- A half empty box of tampons left behind from Jon Martin's apartment.
- The complete second season of Different Strokes on VHS.
- Wreckage from Malaysian Airlines Flight 370.
- An autographed photo of Retired Dolfan Stan.
- Pablo Escobar's mustache.
- A free nut shot on Dave Wannstadt.
- Several species of small furry animals gathered together in a cave and grooving with a pict.
- A signed copy of "How to Win Friends & Influence People" by Jim Jones.
- A vial of nyjunc's tears from buttfumble-gate.
- Two gallons of mayonnaise.
- Your name enscribed on the moon.
- A walrus tusk.
- Pee Wee Herman's seat from the theater he was busted in.
- Two tickets to a performance of the Helen Keller Institute's 2014 Sing Along & Orchestra Extravaganza.
- A live platypus.
- Courtney Love's syringe.
- A vintage six pack of NEW Coke.
- A lifetime membership in the Limburger Cheese of the Month Club.
- Seventeen "used" issues of Juggs Magazine.
- Ben Stiller's ear wax.
- Fishing lessons from Bill Dance.
- Three months of Gary Busey as your life-coach.
- A mesh tank top.
- Trailer Park quality meth.
- An all expense paid vacation to Gitmo.
- Three barnacles from tyler's fishing boat.
- Michael Jackson's fourth nose.
- A glass eye I found at the beach in 1986.
+ MORE items are being donated daily by Team Bumpus' sponsors.
Vote for Bumpus NOW to ensure your entry in the sweepstakes.
:bumpus:
The Official Team Bumpus Voter Appreciation Sweepstakes
Each verified Vote for Bumpus this round gives you an entry to win one of the following fabulous prizes:
- An acre of prime real estate in Korea's spacious DMZ.
- A half empty box of tampons left behind from Jon Martin's apartment.
- The complete second season of Different Strokes on VHS.
- Wreckage from Malaysian Airlines Flight 370.
- An autographed photo of Retired Dolfan Stan.
- Pablo Escobar's mustache.
- A free nut shot on Dave Wannstadt.
- Several species of small furry animals gathered together in a cave and grooving with a pict.
- A signed copy of "How to Win Friends & Influence People" by Jim Jones.
- A vial of nyjunc's tears from buttfumble-gate.
- Two gallons of mayonnaise.
- Your name enscribed on the moon.
- A walrus tusk.
- Pee Wee Herman's seat from the theater he was busted in.
- Two tickets to a performance of the Helen Keller Institute's 2014 Sing Along & Orchestra Extravaganza.
- A live platypus.
- Courtney Love's syringe.
- A vintage six pack of NEW Coke.
- A lifetime membership in the Limburger Cheese of the Month Club.
- Seventeen "used" issues of Juggs Magazine.
- Ben Stiller's ear wax.
- Fishing lessons from Bill Dance.
- Three months of Gary Busey as your life-coach.
- A mesh tank top.
- Trailer Park quality meth.
- An all expense paid vacation to Gitmo.
- Three barnacles from tyler's fishing boat.
- Michael Jackson's fourth nose.
- A glass eye I found at the beach in 1986.
+ MORE items are being donated daily by Team Bumpus' sponsors.
Vote for Bumpus NOW to ensure your entry in the sweepstakes.
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