Wake under investigation for possible suspension???
The NFL announced today that they are studying the game film of the Sunday game between the Dolphins and the Patriots. Specifically they are concerned that Cameron Wake committed acts of domestic violence on the field against Tom Brady. Normally, an act of domestic violence by definition would involve a man (Wake) hitting a woman, but in this circumstance since Brady has acted like a woman and is also at times treated like one (witness the Referee helping up poor Tom during the game after one of the supposed acts of domestic violence) and the culture of the league is such that we cannot idly stand by while a man such as Wake imposes his will on our Golden Child. The penalty if imposed will be of a lesser sort than the Ray Rice issue earlier this week, since it is Cameron Wake's first offense and because it raises another question: is Tom Brady truly a man. Until it can be proven that Tom is a man (some have suggested a Crocodile Dundee sort of test) the NFL must ensure that Cameron Wake and other defensive players treat Tom with the respect due that of the weaker sex.
Sorry couldn't help it.