So...

[Stoobz]

I look forward to these every year. Don't get yer panties in a wad, there is one for every team.

Why Your Team Sucks 2019: Miami Dolphins

Some people are fans of the Miami Dolphins. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Miami Dolphins. This 2019 Deadspin NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read all the previews so far here.

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[Avigatorx]

Damn, I thought Gase was on the bench for that conversation....

 

[Dolphin North]

The best part is reading the comments below the article. Some of them are absolute gems!

Scott:
Adam Gase looked more intense and focused in his Jets press conference than he did at any point calling another three sacks-and-out drive for us. **** him with Jay Ajayi’s bum leg.

Chris:
The entire roster looks like the Thanos Snap actually took place.
The two most talented athletes to ever be associated with this franchise are the Williams sisters and it’s not even close.

 

[multistage]

Harsh.

But hey, every year they say we’re the worst. And every year we’re not.