-MiamiSoul
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As long as we sweep the jets its a successful season............
Q: Why does President Obama want to send Jets QB Geno Smith to North Korea?
A: The CIA are convinced Geno is the only American who can overthrow kim jong-un .
Q: What's the difference between the New England Patriots and the New York Jets?
A: The last Patriots Super Bowl team picture isn't in black and white.
Q: What do you call 53 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The New York Jets.
Q: How do you keep the New York Jets out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.
Q: Why do New York Jets fans keep their season tickets on their dashboards?
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.
Q: Why do the New York Jets want to change their name to the New York Tampons?
A: Because they are only good for one period and do not have a second string!
On the first day of school a first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Jets fan.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Jets fans.
Wanting to impress their teacher, everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.
The teacher looks at the girl with surprise, 'Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?'
Because I'm not a Jets fan,' she replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asked, 'Well, if you are not a Jets fan, then who are you a fan of?'
'I am a DOLPHINS fan, and proud of it,' Janie replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears. 'Janie please tell us why you are a DOPHINS fan?'
Because my mom is a DOLPHINS fan, and my dad is DOLPHINS fan, so I'm a DOLPHINS fan too!''
Well,' said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone, 'that is no reason for you to be a DOLPHINS fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom was an idiot and your dad was a moron, what would you be then?'
Then,' Janie smiled, 'I'd be a Jets fan!'
GO MIAMI!!!!!!!!!!
Q: Why does President Obama want to send Jets QB Geno Smith to North Korea?
A: The CIA are convinced Geno is the only American who can overthrow kim jong-un .
Q: What's the difference between the New England Patriots and the New York Jets?
A: The last Patriots Super Bowl team picture isn't in black and white.
Q: What do you call 53 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The New York Jets.
Q: How do you keep the New York Jets out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.
Q: Why do New York Jets fans keep their season tickets on their dashboards?
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.
Q: Why do the New York Jets want to change their name to the New York Tampons?
A: Because they are only good for one period and do not have a second string!
On the first day of school a first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Jets fan.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Jets fans.
Wanting to impress their teacher, everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.
The teacher looks at the girl with surprise, 'Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?'
Because I'm not a Jets fan,' she replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asked, 'Well, if you are not a Jets fan, then who are you a fan of?'
'I am a DOLPHINS fan, and proud of it,' Janie replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears. 'Janie please tell us why you are a DOPHINS fan?'
Because my mom is a DOLPHINS fan, and my dad is DOLPHINS fan, so I'm a DOLPHINS fan too!''
Well,' said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone, 'that is no reason for you to be a DOLPHINS fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom was an idiot and your dad was a moron, what would you be then?'
Then,' Janie smiled, 'I'd be a Jets fan!'
GO MIAMI!!!!!!!!!!
