Something To Break The Draft Talk Monotony

[Redvs.Blue Phin]

Dick Butkiss (sp?) is the ALL TIME winner.


You know what kind of bada$$ you have to be to have a name like that and not get the sh*t kicked out of you on a daily basis?

 

[Agent51]

Can we play this game present and PAST?

Sure

Another cool idea for this thread(if Agent51 doesn't mind) is applying nick names to players.

Sure (lol)

T.J. Slaughter, LB, Ravens

You stole my next entry, *******

WES WELKER, he can use it as his PORN name too.

Richie Incognito could DEFINATELY double as a porn name too

 

[finsnchips]

i think ricky williams is kinda crazy

 

[fiedler fan..jk]

Come on. Champ and Boss Bailey. Whoever has the balls to name their sons Champ and Boss is the coolest person ever.

 

[King Nate]

Present: Brian Urlacher

Past: Dick Butkus

 

[miami_mi]

what's a Gus "my" Ferrote? Sounds like road kill.

 

[Agent51]

who is richie incognito? and yeah, that's a cool name.

He is a C that formerly played for Nebraska, also reported as being able to possible play gaurd or tackle effectively too

Dick Butkiss (sp?) is the ALL TIME winner.


You know what kind of bada$$ you have to be to have a name like that and not get the sh*t kicked out of you on a daily basis?

Yes, you do have to be a badass, but I think the ABSOLUTE ALL TIME worst name EVER would be Dick Trickle. No freakin' lie, it doesn't count for this "game" because he was a NASCAR driver, not a football player, but c'mon, how much of an accident do you think he was for his parents to name him after the symptoms of an STD? GOD that sucks.

 

[CanadaPhinsFan]

What about Chris Maatu Ma'Afala or however you spell it? I love when the announcers trip all over his name lol.

 

[Joey 22]

Come on. Champ and Boss Bailey. Whoever has the balls to name their sons Champ and Boss is the coolest person ever.

True. Incognito is a C coming out of college this year, he may even be a Dolphin since we need an upgrade at that position. Now back on the Baileys what would they name a girl? I bet something like Deshawneekia but is there a name that matches coolness of Boss and Champ?

 

[Agent51]

marcus tuiasosopo is kinda cool, just cuz its fun to say his last name

 

[Joey 22]

What about Chris Maatu Ma'Afala or however you spell it? I love when the announcers trip all over his name lol.

Its Fumatu MaAfala.

 

[Redvs.Blue Phin]

Eli Manning! As in short for: Elisha....



















ELISHA! Who names their kid that? Thats like begging God to make him gay.

 

[Agent51]

True. Incognito is a C coming out of college this year, he may even be a Dolphin since we need an upgrade at that position. Now back on the Baileys what would they name a girl? I bet something like Deshawneekia but is there a name that matches coolness of Boss and Champ?

Deshawneekia!?!?!? LOLLOLLOL!?!?!? A chick's name = in coolness to Boss or Champ, hmmmmmmmmm. Queen Latifah Bailey

 

[CanadaPhinsFan]

Its Fumatu MaAfala.

Thanks. Either way it's a cool name :D

 

[LtDan]

Dan Marino