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Steven Ross tried to hire some illegal immigrants to take over as the new grounds crew at Dolphins stadium and at the practice facilities in Davie. He promised them good pay, health insurance, and even a green card......................................

They turned him down to mow lawns in Ft Lauderdale for $5 an hour. Actually, Dovahkiin only pays them 4.50 if they drink from his hose.

You know how this thread works....... GO
 
Steve Ross bought a film production company. He bought his first script from a brilliant award winning writer. He tried to hire a young, up and coming actress from Broadway to play the lead role in his first film. She turned him down and decided to start doing porn.
 
Steve Ross tried to hire Cheech Marin to be the next James Bond....

Marin turned him down to take a supporting role in a summer stock version of Annie.
 
Steve Ross tried to hire the whino that hangs out across the street from Sun Life to be a peanut vendor for $8.75/hr... The whino took an offer from Tootsies Cabaret to be a jizz mopper for $7.50.
 
Ross tried to hire Dez Bryant's mom...for well...you know.

But Dez's mom turned him down to enter a long-term relationship with Chris Brown...
 
Steve Ross tried to hire one of his top salesmen to be the new regional manager for his real estate company. He turned him down and took a job selling off the lot at Maroone.

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Dr. Phin said:
Ross tried to hire Dez Bryant's mom...for well...you know.

But Dez's mom turned him down to enter a long-term relationship with Chris Brown...
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:lol2:

Now were rolling. Thats a good one.
 
Steve Ross tried to hire WV but he flip flopped too much on the starting QB and figured he could use his skills of flipping, flipping hamburgers and steaks at Shulas steakhouse....... ;) jus messin!
 
Steve Ross tried to hire some plants to show up at Dolphins games and pretend to be fans. The package included generous compensation and free concessions.

They declined and decided to go take a similar job for the Redskins, even though they wound up paying more for parking and expired peanuts than they got paid in the first place.
 
mrbunglez said:
Steve Ross tried to hire WV but he flip flopped too much on the starting QB and figured he could use his skills of flipping, flipping hamburgers and steaks at Shulas steakhouse....... ;) jus messin!
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I havent flip flopped on the starting QB at all. Ive stated for years that Matt Ryan should be the starter.

Way to try and derail the thread. Even Steve Ross wouldnt offer you a job as a poster in one of his threads. :lol:
 
Steve Ross tried to hire a new head coach, before firing his current head coa- oh right, that actually happened...
 
Steve Ross tried to hire NYJunc as a spin meister on message boards to make bs arguments about how his QB was actually a good player. He decided to stay with his current job of doing that for Sanchez.
 
Steven Ross tried to hire a guy to write on the official Miami Dolphins website. He turned him down and took a job writing for Bleacher Report.
 
Steve Ross offered me the GM job. I turned him down to collect unemployment.
 
Steve Ross tried to buy the New York Jets

but he couldn't

so he bought the team where he owns some vacation properties, Oh wait.... :boohoo:
 
There was a clueless owner named Ross
who tried to hire a new GM boss.
After countless rejections
through out the selection,
he hired Gain not to make Dawn cross.
 
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