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Steve Ross tried to hire (x).........

Steve Ross tried to hire me but I reenlisted to go a combat zone lol
 
V said I'm a cool letter and I can't be bought so Ross had to hire P&H to complete his name. Than he paid everyone to pronounce it like a V instead of an F.
 
Steve Ross offered his wife sex. His wife declined and had sex with the dog. Too much?
 
Steven Ross offered Kellen Winslow a threesome with a couple of Dolphins cheerleaders in his private jet. Winslow turned him down for a tub of Vaseline and a crowded parking lot!
 
Steven Ross tried to hire some illegal immigrants to take over as the new grounds crew at Dolphins stadium and at the practice facilities in Davie. He promised them good pay, health insurance, and even a green card

REALLY?

i thought steve ross was a REPUBLICAN? :D
 
Ross tried to open up a recreational pot shop in Denver, but no one wanted to work for him
 
Steve Ross tried to hire Ray Farmer to be the GM but he was turned down. Now WVDolphan is making our bad draft picks like a boss.
 
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Steve Ross tried to hire Kyle Walters GM of the Winningpeg Blu Bombers and was promptly told why would I take a step down in organization.
After interviewing with Ross he just couldn't believe he was one of the NFL richest owners in the NFL and had no clue how he ties his shoes in the morning.
 
Ross tried to rehire Jeff Ireland with a raise but he turned him down like the boss that he is
 
Ross tried to hire Gamble, Decosta, Farmer, Litch, Caserio and Dawson but only ended up with a Hickey!
 
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