MiamiDolfan85
DA M.I.A IS WHERE I STAY
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It's all but impossible to have a rational conversation with these people.
Miami Fan: "So, what will their record be this season?"
Me: "Can't imagine them winning more than four or five."
Miami Fan: "Are you out of your !@#$%&* mind? Parcells is worth eight all by his Big Tuna lonesome, which gets 'em to .500 without blinking. Then add your four or five wins, and it's playoff time."
Me: "Jason Taylor is their best player, and he might take his defensive end act elsewhere. Ricky Williams, incredibly, might be their best offensive player. And who - unless, of course, Parcells does it - is going to play quarterback?"
Miami Fan: "Taylor can take his dancing shoes anywhere he wants. Who needs him? He couldn't even beat Kristi Yamaguchi on that stupid show he cared about so much. Ricky should be good for 1,000 rushing yards. And that Chad Henne kid is gonna get the job done at quarterback."
Me: "If you say so."
Miami Fan: "I say so."