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Super Bowl Creep Stache is Back

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I feel like I got cheated on. As though my girlfriend of 15 years went out one night, got smashed, and found herself the center of a ******* party that was aired on prime-time television. Miami, what in Shula’s name was that? You did nearly everything right and you still managed to lose. Not only does this increase the chance of me having this hideous rat stache after February, but I also lost $20 to my roommate. Sure, maybe I shouldn’t be making the bet, but foolish optimism tends to override reason and sound judgment.
 
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