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System trouble


Mark Clayton
Sep 3, 2001
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A friend is having trouble with his system. Last year he upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Buddies 4.2 (which he had used for several years without any trouble). However, apparently their are conflicts between these two systems and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off. To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as Guys Night Out 3.1, Golf 2.0 and Playboy 6.0.

Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better: Girlfriend 3.0 had many bugs and left a virus in his system, forcing him to shut down completely for several weeks and run Clap Clinic 6.9. Eventually, he tried installing Girlfriend 2.1 along side Girlfriend 1.0 only to find that, when these two systems detected each other, they caused severe damage to his hardware.

Sensing a way out, he upgraded to Fiancee 1.0 - to his dismay, this sytem only worked for a trial period before requiring an upgrade to Wife 1.0. However, while Wife 1.0 uses up all available resources, it does come bundled with Free Sex +, Cleanhouse 2001 and Great Meals (year 1 only).

So imagine my friend's disappointment when he learned that Wife 1.0 can be unstable and costly to maintain, and that any mistakes he makes cannot be undone or deleted but are permanently stored on the Wife 1.0 hard drive and resurface at random months or years later. Wife 1.0 also periodically runs Temper.exe and - but no option on the Help menu works, leaving him to figure out what he has done wrong by himself!

The system footprint needs updating regular requiring multiple and expensive versions of Shoe Shop Browser Pro for new attachments, and Hairstyle Express requires reinstalling every single week. Wife 1.0 also has a rather annoying pop-up called Mother in Law which cannot be suppressed or turned off.

In despair, he has been tempted to try out Mistress 2.001 add-on, but there could be problems. If Wife 1.0 detects the presence of Mistress 2.001, it will delete all Quicken and MS Money files before permanently unistalling itself.

:goof: :lol:
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