From Hal Habib
Just spent the final few hours of Friday evening in Piccadilly, learning about what the world thinks about our issues … and how at least for some now in London, everything comes back to wondering what the heck the deal is with the Miami Dolphins.
San Cicchetti Piccadilly, a popular Italian restaurant, was my final stop — nothing like “breakfast” at 11 p.m. — when I glanced over to the couple next to me and saw the guy was wearing a University of Miami shirt. Sure enough, they’re Dolphins fans here for Sunday’s game, but the curveballs were 1) They have Dolphins season tickets even though 2) They live in Toronto.
But the clincher was that earlier in the day, Casey Trigiani ran into Dan Marino at a pub, took a photo, but did not bite his tongue regarding the state of his favorite team.
“Danny, you’re the reason I’m a Dolphins fan,” Trigiani began, “but it’s been a hard stretch since you’ve been gone.”
And then: “We just deserve better than mediocre.”
According to Trigiani, Marino, a special adviser to owner Steve Ross, replied, “I know, I know. We’re working on it.”
Trigiani also chatted with Jimmy Cefalo, the voice of the Dolphins, “And I told Cefalo the same thing.”
http://dailydolphin.blog.palmbeachp...-marino-says-we-deserve-better-than-mediocre/I came to Cicchetti from the Whistleblower pub a couple of blocks away, where I’d been curious about the wacky report circulating that the New York Jets brought 350 rolls of toilet paper with them out of concerns that British toilet paper did not meet their standards.
This set off a goofy, worldwide frenzy of sorts, with The Telegraph going so far as to run an online poll: “Is British toilet paper too thin? (Vote) Yes, the New York Jets are right to bring their own (or) No, what’s wrong with Andrex?”
Players and coaches for both teams fielded questions on this hot topic, with Dolphins coach Joe Philbin reporting the British variety appears to work just fine and running back Jay Ajayi, a London native, informing everybody that he has never had a problem with it.
The Trigianis might be upset to learn that back home, The Toronto Sun was running a headline: “New York Jets ready to wipe some butt this weekend in London.”
(This, of course, was brought to us by the folks kind enough to give us possibly the greatest blooper in NFL history, Mark Sanchez’s butt fumble.)
Anyway, I ran into Englishman Reginald Perrin at the Whistleblower, where he blew a whistle on the whole affair.
“It’s a notch above sandpaper,” he deadpanned about Andrex before getting to, well, the bottom of things.
“It’s as luxurious as any in the world,” he confirmed.