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Tannehill's shopping list

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- Stilts

- Night vision goggles

- Drugs to suppress any and all memories of Joe Philbin / Bill Lazor

- Drugs to suppress the nightmares of Boogeymen crashing down on him after abusing Dallas Thomas

- A new right guard

That ought to do it.
 
Baby formula...
Air traffic hearing protection around the house
Drugs (for when ear plugs don't work)
Steel toe slippers for die cast toy protection.

I could go on....
 
A new set of balls leading to taking more shots down the field.
 
Baby formula...
Air traffic hearing protection around the house
Drugs (for when ear plugs don't work)
Steel toe slippers for die cast toy protection.

I could go on....
I hadn't thought about the new baby angle. LOL on the slippers - every parent understands that one :)
 
INR? Every single game he's won has been a worthless game...every single one. How can this guy be allowed to suit up!?!?!?!?!? :ponder:
maybe the whole team, hell the whole league minus the super bowl winner should just quit and retire. Think of the money we'd save by not having football
 
maybe the whole team, hell the whole league minus the super bowl winner should just quit and retire. Think of the money we'd save by not having football

Plenty of meaningful games in the regular season. For example the game to win the division or the game to make the playoffs. Unfortunately the team has only been in that position twice during tannesmells tenure.
 
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