Ted Ginn Denied Swine Flu Vaccine at Local Clinic.

[Penthos]

Monday, Oct. 26 2009 Miami Springs, Fl.

Miami Dolphins wide receiver Tedd Ginn Jr. was turned away by physicians at the Miami Springs Doctor's Clinic earlier today. When contacted about the incident Mr. Ginn refused to comment. However, an unnamed source at the clinic speaking off record said, "We felt that using the vaccine on Mr. Ginn would be pointless because not only is he highly adept at avoiding contact with others, but he is also clearly incapable of catching anything, even the flu."

See, there's a plus side to everything.

 

[McMichael]

Wow that is so funny (.....) I have NEVER heard the "can't catch a cold" joke before!!!!

Is that new?

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[zachblitz54]

LMAO. Now that's funny. Thanks

 

[FinaticalOne]

Monday, Oct. 26 2009 Miami Springs, Fl.

Miami Dolphins wide receiver Tedd Ginn Jr. was turned away by physicians at the Miami Springs Doctor's Clinic earlier today. When contacted about the incident Mr. Ginn refused to comment. However, an unnamed source at the clinic speaking off record said, "We felt that using the vaccine on Mr. Ginn would be pointless because was not only is he highly adept at avoiding contact with others, but he is also clearly incapable of catching anything, even the flu."

I saw that punch-line coming a mile away.

 

[The Furminister]

LMAO, it's funny because it's true.

 

[flynryan15]

I like the highly adapted to avoiding other line!

 

[fatkirstyalley]

Lame......lets kick the guy when he is down. Is this what we have become. Is he a good reciever...No. He doesnt deserve all this ****!

 

[Swantoon]

Calling him out is one thing, but this is acting like Jets or Eagles fans.

 

[72champagne]

38 Year Old Denied Neuron Firing On High School Commode

dear world, i took a crap.

 

[Penthos]

Kicking him when he's down? Yeah, I'm sure he's feeling so miserable driving his Bently home to his mansion... whatever... The dude makes millions of dollars for playing a sport. I'm not about to feel sorry for him.

 

[WISfinfan13]

Kicking him when he's down? Yeah, I'm sure he's feeling so miserable driving his Bently home to his mansion... whatever... The dude makes millions of dollars for playing a sport. I'm not about to feel sorry for him.

The politically "correct(ness)" in the world today drives me crazy. Its a damn joke relax and take a deep breath. Itll be ok I promise

 

[WISfinfan13]

The politically "correct(ness)" in the world today drives me crazy. Its a damn joke relax and take a deep breath. Itll be ok I promise

And here is my favorite video for all you sugar coaters out there. Lets face it Ginn is really really bad, no matter how you say it. Ted Ginn doesnt have bad hands, he is fingure-to-object hand mobility challenged.

http://www.wimp.com/carlinlanguage

 

[fatkirstyalley]

Kicking him when he's down? Yeah, I'm sure he's feeling so miserable driving his Bently home to his mansion... whatever... The dude makes millions of dollars for playing a sport. I'm not about to feel sorry for him.

Yeah, I didnt mean that he shouldnt take it from all sides because he should, I just meant the joke was lame. I think what I said was taken wrong. He does suck and is a *****. :crazy:

 

[steeda]

Lame......lets kick the guy when he is down. Is this what we have become. Is he a good reciever...No. He doesnt deserve all this ****!

You know what. I beg to differ. It's MY MONEY that's paying his salary. Its MY MONEY I spend to goto the games and to purchase the merchandise. This guys is making MILLIONS from me and you, and he is not cutting it on the field. Just based on that fact, I believe he deserves all the criticism from the media and fans that he can get. Ginn needs to get his act together or get out. It's as simple as that.

 

[DuderinoN703]

Wow that is so funny (.....) I have NEVER heard the "can't catch a cold" joke before!!!!

Is that new?

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No, no it isn't. It's similar to the jokes I here where I live about the Redskins and the chalky white powder that they can't seem to cross.