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Th Official Dallas Thomas Next Job Thread

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After watching him tonight and the play of Tunsil....... I figured the wise posters of FinHeaven could give 'ol Dallas some advice on his next career. Any Suggestions?
 
Well he likes to let people move right by him so maybe a door greeter at Sam's Club.
 
He was dreadful in the two series he had tonight. On four pass plays he got with the starting OL, I counted three in which he was rocked right back into the quarterback off the snap.

However, this is a good thing. It is good that Adam Gase saw exactly who Dallas Thomas is and will be under no illusions going forward about the fact that he is incredibly bad and should not even be considered an adequate backup.

As for his next job? Matador seems the obvious one.
 
It's shocking how bad a player can be year after year. It's like he's learned nothing in the offseason.
 
It's shocking how bad a player can be year after year. It's like he's learned nothing in the offseason.
That's not the shocking part. The shocking part is how this guy keeps getting chance after chance with the starting unit. He's either the greatest practice player of all time or he has terribly incriminating pictures of someone in the front office.
 
I was gonna say he should be pushing grocery carts but I'm not sure he can move more than two or three at a time.
 
He was taking tickets in both series. "You'll be in the front row sir..... Right next to our QB. Let me show you the way."

What the hell did he lift all summer????
 
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That's not the shocking part. The shocking part is how this guy keeps getting chance after chance with the starting unit. He's either the greatest practice player of all time or he has terribly incriminating pictures of someone in the front office.

I'm not trying to overreact and call for Gase's head or anything, but it is a little concerning to me that Thomas even had this opportunity to reaffirm what even us keyboard schmucks have known for years. Hes a waste of obviously much needed reps for everyone else.
 
Kiko looked awful against 2nd stringers. He is terrible
 
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