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Thank goodness we still have our celebrity culture!

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erralyn

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Oh boy, am I relieved!

We may not have a starting quarterback, but at least we have Fergie to teach us how to put a fin above our hands at games!

We may not be able to score a touchdown, but at least we have our brand new team song written by a musical genius!

We may not have a bonafide #1 wide receiver, but at least we now have a team culture more reflecting of Miami's true spirit courtesy of having Gloria Estefan in an owner's box!

Kudos to our owner, Stephen Ross. He knew that winning was temporary, but celebrity culture was forever!
 
Let's put Serena at CB. At least she knows how to intimidate people. Really though the celebrity owners are a good thing. They give him money, which helps us. Ross isn't the one drafting/signing players or playing on the field. Hopefully we spend that $$$ on some playmakers.
 
erralyn said:
Oh boy, am I relieved!

We may not have a starting quarterback, but at least we have Fergie to teach us how to put a fin above our hands at games!

We may not be able to score a touchdown, but at least we have our brand new team song written by a musical genius!

We may not have a bonafide #1 wide receiver, but at least we now have a team culture more reflecting of Miami's true spirit courtesy of having Gloria Estefan in an owner's box!

Kudos to our owner, Stephen Ross. He knew that winning was temporary, but celebrity culture was forever!
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I was thinking the same thing!!! All the morons who though Wayne was a bad owner, (while he was consistently voted as a top 5 owner) should check themselves... I feel honoured that we have an owner who is more concerned with reality TV and entertainment magazine than putting a good team on the field.. Kudos to you R"uin"oss... I mean Ross.
 
It's sad

But I'd rather Jim Ross was our owner instead of Stephen. Now when I go to games, I not only have to watch us lose, I have to consider blowing my brains from the stupid videos they play of "local" celebrities telling me to "put my fin up."
 
Heh. This thread makes me laugh.

Yeah we decided not to address ILB or WR in the offseason but as long as we locked down Mark Anthony. "put my fin up" is pretty terrible. After a few beers at a game I'm very likely to misconstrue that.
 
Serena Williams ought to suit up as a linebacker. Definitely. She'd be happy to stuff a football down the throat of the other team's QB for us. :chuckle:
 
HeartbreakKid28 said:
Let's put Serena at CB. At least she knows how to intimidate people. Really though the celebrity owners are a good thing. They give him money, which helps us. Ross isn't the one drafting/signing players or playing on the field. Hopefully we spend that $$$ on some playmakers.
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I swear I feel like cramming a football down Ted Ginns throat right now.
 
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