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There is something to be said that the majority of us knew the Packers game was a loss the moment Aaron Rogers got the ball at the end with time left.

What made many of us instinctively think this? Was it Aaron Rodgers being a dominant QB? No. Was it the defense being tired? No. Was it Philbin being a complete idiot? Say what you will, but even Nostradamus could have foreseen decisions that stupid.

Quite frankly it was that as Dolphins fans, we've been kicked in the crotch that exact way before. Many, many times. We knew it was going to happen because, put simply, this is the Miami Dolphins we are talking about here.

In fact, if you look at this season, it has been rather predictably "Dolphins": Coach on the hot seat making poor decisions to save his own butt, a QB we spend half of our time watching through our fingers, a boring offense that makes every first down feel like a Mardi Gras celebration, the inevitable drive towards 6-10, 7-9 or 8-8, the clamoring for our backup QB, a huge win against the Patriots immediately followed by disappointing losses...it's proceeded like a textbook.

This got me thinking....I would like to try a little experiment with you all: Let's try to make some predictions about how this season is going to be "SO Dolphins". We each name a few things that we know in our heart of hearts will happen based on track record and that sick, sick feeling in your gut. At the end of the season, while we may be broken hearted and most likely watching other teams proceed in the playoffs yet again, we can at least refer back to this thread and laugh at the various things we got RIGHT simply because they were SO Dolphins.

I'll get it started:

Prediction 1: On a yearly basis, the Dolphins lift your hopes only to dash them at the end. This year it will manifest itself in the Dolphins falling into a major hole by losing 4 in a row with the Chargers, Lions, Bills, and Broncos...only to win a few clutch games near the end of the season to revive optimism...but it won't matter as they somehow find a way to lose to the Vikings and Jets to close out the season.

Prediction 2: The Dolphins beat the good teams, inexplicably lose to the bad ones. Thus, the Dolphins beat the Bears, ONLY TO NARROWLY LOSE TO THE JAGUARS!

Your turn!
 
In 2015, Philbin will still be the HC and Tannehill will still be the starting QB. IMO, this would be the worst possible scenario, so the odds are that it will happen.
 
Relevant to the next two weeks:

1. Beat Chicago on the road.
2. Somehow lose to the dumpster fire Jaguars.

That would be SO Dolphins.
 
Philbin will be fired, only for us to hire another "Huh?" coach. That would be So Dolphins.
 
Lose enough games to be out of the playoff hunt, win enough games to give us a mediocre draft slot.
 
Beat Chicago, Jax and SD get to 5-3
we will all be riding high talking playoffs
Lose at Detroit- Fine tough road game. Get Buffalo at home on a short week, we know how hard it is to win on the road on Thurs night
But, we lost at home to Buffalo that is so Dolphins!
Obviously lose at Denver- so were 5-6
go 3-1 over next 4 to get to 8-7 with Playoffs on the line against the Jets at home, and have a repeat of last year!
That would be SOOOO Dolphins
 
Beat Chicago, Jax and SD get to 5-3
we will all be riding high talking playoffs
Lose at Detroit- Fine tough road game. Get Buffalo at home on a short week, we know how hard it is to win on the road on Thurs night
But, we lost at home to Buffalo that is so Dolphins!
Obviously lose at Denver- so were 5-6
go 3-1 over next 4 to get to 8-7 with Playoffs on the line against the Jets at home, and have a repeat of last year!
That would be SOOOO Dolphins

Sadly I agree with this.
 
start the season 0-7 when you have the best qb prospect in the draft since john elway them finish the season winning 6 of the last 9 and getting the 8th pick in the draft...that is sooooooooooo dolphins
 
There is something to be said that the majority of us knew the Packers game was a loss the moment Aaron Rogers got the ball at the end with time left.

What made many of us instinctively think this? Was it Aaron Rodgers being a dominant QB? No. Was it the defense being tired? No. Was it Philbin being a complete idiot? Say what you will, but even Nostradamus could have foreseen decisions that stupid.

Quite frankly it was that as Dolphins fans, we've been kicked in the crotch that exact way before. Many, many times. We knew it was going to happen because, put simply, this is the Miami Dolphins we are talking about here.

In fact, if you look at this season, it has been rather predictably "Dolphins": Coach on the hot seat making poor decisions to save his own butt, a QB we spend half of our time watching through our fingers, a boring offense that makes every first down feel like a Mardi Gras celebration, the inevitable drive towards 6-10, 7-9 or 8-8, the clamoring for our backup QB, a huge win against the Patriots immediately followed by disappointing losses...it's proceeded like a textbook.

This got me thinking....I would like to try a little experiment with you all: Let's try to make some predictions about how this season is going to be "SO Dolphins". We each name a few things that we know in our heart of hearts will happen based on track record and that sick, sick feeling in your gut. At the end of the season, while we may be broken hearted and most likely watching other teams proceed in the playoffs yet again, we can at least refer back to this thread and laugh at the various things we got RIGHT simply because they were SO Dolphins.

I'll get it started:

Prediction 1: On a yearly basis, the Dolphins lift your hopes only to dash them at the end. This year it will manifest itself in the Dolphins falling into a major hole by losing 4 in a row with the Chargers, Lions, Bills, and Broncos...only to win a few clutch games near the end of the season to revive optimism...but it won't matter as they somehow find a way to lose to the Vikings and Jets to close out the season.

Prediction 2: The Dolphins beat the good teams, inexplicably lose to the bad ones. Thus, the Dolphins beat the Bears, ONLY TO NARROWLY LOSE TO THE JAGUARS!

Your turn!

Miami goes 7-9 which was my prediction at the start of the season. Philbin is retained b/c Ross is a ****ing yutz.
 
im thinking we have a breakout player who is motivating and carrying the team through games goes down with an injury would be so dolphins
 
:lol:

There is no getting my hopes up with this team. You'll have a better time if you treat Dolphins games like a comedy. Works for me.
 
Prediction for the game against Daaaa Bears:

Miko's hubby, the so called best corner in the league will be Brandon Marshall's bitch. I love Brent but there's limits to what he can do going up against giants. Finnegan will get the J.B. Brown treatment against Alshon Jeffery.

He's another WR I wanted the Dolphins to draft but Ireland thought it was a better idea to trade Brandon Marshall and select the weakest OL in the draft, Jonathan Martin. Thanks for that.
 
As always, needing offensive skill-position help but trading up in the draft to take DL or OL.
 
Science will double life expectancy just so we can suffer through 100 years of mediocrity.

All 37 QBs drafted in that time will be compared to Drew Brees' first 4 years as a pro. And they'll all end up with some play on Henne's name by the end of year 4.
 
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