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We just got a report up from the Depths, and the news is terrible! I regret to inform you that we have reached critically low levels of posting excellence here on Finheaven. This is a terrible, tragic blow to our fine forum. According to our chief comedy engineer (Lieutenant Commander Vaark), the problems started around 2100 hours on the evening of September the 7th, following the Bills victory over the Chicago Bears. According to the chief comedy engineer, a registration breach was detected in the main discussion board and was quickly overrun with ESBFs (Early Season Bills Fans). Unfortunately we weren't able to close the breach in time and the "Talk Miami Dolphins Football" board is overrun with slack-jawed troglodytes from the nether reaches of Western New York.

Please report to a moderator immediately if you see any signs of individuals who clearly can not meet basic standards of quality posting. Tell-tale signs of garbage posting include:

1. Putting words in the mouths of Dolphins fans to carry your pointless strawman arguments in lieu of any meaningful football discussion.
2. Any use of the names 'Pegula' or 'Ralph.'
3. Bizarre attempts to reach objective determinations of humor value.

My report will be on Board's Executive Officer flynryan's desk by 0800 tomorrow morning. However, my early recommendation is to simply wait the infestation out. ESBFs are known to have a lifespan of only 3 to 6 weeks even under the best of circumstances.
 
J. David Wannyheimer said:
We just got a report up from the Depths, and the news is terrible! I regret to inform you that we have reached critically low levels of posting excellence here on Finheaven. This is a terrible, tragic blow to our fine forum. According to our chief comedy engineer (Lieutenant Commander Vaark), the problems started around 2100 hours on the evening of September the 7th, following the Bills victory over the Chicago Bears. According to the chief comedy engineer, a registration breach was detected in the main discussion board and was quickly overrun with ESBFs (Early Season Bills Fans). Unfortunately we weren't able to close the breach in time and the "Talk Miami Dolphins Football" board is overrun with slack-jawed troglodytes from the nether reaches of Western New York.

Please report to a moderator immediately if you see any signs of individuals who clearly can not meet basic standards of quality posting. Tell-tale signs of garbage posting include:

1. Putting words in the mouths of Dolphins fans to carry your pointless strawman arguments in lieu of any meaningful football discussion.
2. Any use of the names 'Pegula' or 'Ralph.'
3. Bizarre attempts to reach objective determinations of humor value.

My report will be on Board's Executive Officer flynryan's desk by 0800 tomorrow morning. However, my early recommendation is to simply wait the infestation out. ESBFs are known to have a lifespan of only 3 to 6 weeks even under the best of circumstances.
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Holy crap. I couldn't even read the whole post because it was so unfunny. You need to grow a thicker skin.
 
J. David Wannyheimer said:
I wasn't aware Floyd Mayweather was a Bills fan. I always figured him for a Cowboys guy.
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No idea what that means, but I am sure from your previous posts it is very immature and most likely irrelevant to the conversation (probably blown out of context like your previous post...?).
 
JCJanko said:
No idea what that means, but I am sure from your previous posts it is very immature and most likely irrelevant to the conversation (probably blown out of context like your previous post...?).
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Yes, because this thread was an exemplification of serious football discussion BEFORE that post.

Lighten up, Francis.
 
Thad Lewis beat us and kept us out of the playoffs in a game where Miller was our leading rusher with 8 yards. We were just north of 100 yards of total offense, and Tanny got sacked 7 times.

They are allowed to talk however they like until we shut them up... Which hopefully happens tomorrow.
 
JCJanko said:
Holy crap. I couldn't even read the whole post because it was so unfunny. You need to grow a thicker skin.
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So this post is a method of describing someone who doesn't understand solid basic principles of humor??
 
BAdkins159 said:
I understand that they are behind their team just like we are but they are giving the fins NO RESPECT whatsoever. Most are predicting a blowout. I almost threw up reading some of that crap. This game does scare me because its on the road and we typically struggle with Buffalo. With that being said this is a different Miami team than the ones of the past. I expect a hard fought game with our boys pulling away in the 4th. Fins up!
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Oh please. Like most of the Dolphins fans are any different.

I sometimes throw up what I am reading here but not what fans on other message boards write.
 
rent this space said:
I fail to see how the ownership change or the positive news from Jim Kelly will affect the play on the field this Sunday
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One of the craziest crowds ever at the Ralph, because of everything that has gone on with our franchise in the past few weeks.. And to the OP, no respect because we knew what was coming..
 
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