The Curse Of The Tequesta

[Vaark]

What have the Fins won since '85 when the presently named Hard Rock Stadium was built on a Native American burial ground? Nada I believe

Maybe instead of renovation , Ross should have just rebuilt somewhere out there west of the Sawgrass Expressway. In the Everglades, the Fins might have to ward off angry alligators and sidestep heron and egret poop... but preferable to the spiteful malevolent spirits of the dead Tequesta!

The Miami Dolphins are cursed. More specific, the land on which Hard Rock Stadium is built was once an Indian burial site. Consequently, the "Curse of the Tequesta" is a real thing that is obviously the sole reason football in Miami has been an unmitigated disaster for any team that plays on that field.

At the time, the suggestion that the Dolphins and University of Miami Hurricanes were working against a paranormal opponent each time they took the field was scoffed at — even mocked.

we tried to tell you in 2014: The Curse of the Tequesta will forever haunt our football teams no matter the caliber of coach they hire or money they spend on talent.

If you still don't believe in the Curse of the Tequesta after all this time, we don't know what to tell you. Actually, we have five things to tell you. Let's hope they'll make you a believer.

as follows:

Five Spooky Facts That Prove Miami's Football Teams Are Cursed

Dolphins fans have to be asking themselves where this franchise went wrong. Not so much why the team is 0-7 this season — because it's rather obvious that was the plan — but more so, how it's come to this.

www.miaminewtimes.com

 

[Third Eye]

Yes we have read these stories and fictitious rumors Ad nauseum for years. And all we can say to these rumors is they are not valid rumors. Because to be a rumor the statement to needs to be non factual and invalidated. To which we can unequivocally state in October of 2021, these statements and stories are now one thing and one thing only: FACT

 

[13marino13]

 

[Mike13]

This assumes that the supernatural is not 100% bullshit.

 

[13marino13]

 

[SmokyFin]

I think the curse is the perfect season. Maybe the only way to break it is go 0-17.

 

[LibertineOneThree]

Or… we could just start employing good coaches and drafting good players.

 

[Tupac Shakur]

100% a curse. the scenarios that have played out over the years defy physics and science. nothing done to honor the tequesta legacy at the stadium.

this is also why the hurricanes are awful.

 

[Tiger]

Why did the Marlins win two World Series rings while playing there ?

 

[Jimi]

Why did the Marlins win two World Series rings while playing there ?

The Tequesta probably love fish

 

[Tiger]

The Tequesta probably love fish

At least someone down here does. I usually spend more money n my first round at the game than I do getting in:

 

[Danny]

Or… we could just start employing good coaches and drafting good players.

stop trying to make sense. Our organization hates good coaches or good players.

 

[Beach Bum]

Vaark, your headline got me. I got my coffee, sat in my computer chair, opened up Finheaven to start my morning perusing of any exciting topics, and then saw " The Curse of the Tequesta." I'm not sure what exactly happened. I saw the other thread about Tony Pauline and unhappy players, etc., and I could have sworn I wanted to click on that, but something strange happened. I couldn't do it. I had to click on this thread first. I tried to move my mouse pointer to the other thread, and it wouldn't go. It was like something mystical forced it here. Now that we know about the curse. What can we do? Is it Ross that we have to sacrifice to get our beloved Dolphins back on track? Is a blood ritual too harsh these days? What about if Ross bungee jumps from the Hard Rock's roof at the 50-yard line? Would that work? ;-)

 

[13marino13]

 

[Beach Bum]

That's ****ing hilarious! LOL!