The enigma that is John Denney

[cuban_refugee]

How come no talk about our Long Snapper that is about to turn 37? Can we get younger and upgrade at that position? Maybe we can get Jordan Tripp to be in his role and then have room to carry an extra LB?

 

[The Goat]

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[Travis34]

He can't cost that much. Let him retire a Phin

 

[Hayden Fox]

He never ****s up a snap.

 

[Perfect23]

When I think of salary cap cuts John Denney is last on the list.

 

[cuban_refugee]

Heck yes I'm serious.....great tenure...but it is time to move on.

 

[broccoli rob]

Can we get younger and upgrade at that position?

upgrade the position?

 

[FSU Truth]

Are we really talking about the mother ****ing long snapper...

 

[cuban_refugee]

I'll give it to him....great muscle memory and never makes a mistake. His turds probably come out like tight spirals. I just want to upgrade and replace before it becomes obvious in the middle of a season.

 

[The Goat]

Heck yes I'm serious.....great tenure...but it is time to move on.

I genuinely thought you were kidding when you brought up Jordan Tripp as his replacement.

Why on Earth would you replace him? He's one of the most sure things this team has. Long Snapper is not a job that wears you down. He plays, what...125-150 snaps a season? It's not like he's a 37 year-old guard.

 

[circumstances]

He even made some plays on teams last year! Leave john Denney alone, lol

 

[miamiron]

160 straight games and you vultures want to throw him aside

 

[KillerDolphins]

I went to high school with John Denny. he is the definition of a true professional. When is the last time you hollered at your tv about a Dolphin snap? Plus he gets downfield at least 1-2 times a game for a tackle on punts. Hes usually one of the first people to get down there. hell! What else You want him to do? Play punter and punt his own snaps? I dont post much but either you hate Mormons or youre trying really hard to screw something up thats already perfect.

 

[NBP81]

The real enigma here is how the hell do you end up with this idea... I mean, I honestly think its the first time i ever hear/read "I think we need to upgrade the long snapper" nevermind the mind boggling solution of Jordan Tripp, who probably never snapped a ball in his life... i might be wrong here, but even if he did, it wouldnt make any more sense...

 

[The Goat]

Yeah, this thread had the potential to turn ugly.