Randy McMichael, TE, Dolphins ($1.06 million).
Who does this guy think he is, Tony Gonzalez? He led the Dolphins in receiving for the second time this season, catching five passes for 79 yards and a score against the Jets in Week 3. Let's just hope he doesn't have dreams of playing in the NBA, too. While we're at it, let's hope Trent Green never becomes his quarterback, either.
Trent Green, QB, Chiefs ($7.66 million).
Green could have a hard time getting on track against a tough Dolphins defense this week. He hasn't exactly been all-world in the first three weeks, either, so keep your distance.
